Who knew 5,000lbs of steel, aluminum, and plastic, 14 air bags, 5 screens, sensors and cameras 360* around, proprietary and licensed software, 20" wheels, and 400hp engines could cost so much?

I tried convincing my wife to get the 4Runner Limited- instead of the Lexus GX- we can afford either and they are pretty damn similar cars- $20k difference. Wife didn’t even want to test drive the TO-YO-TA.

I’m sorry, but boomers aren’t going to buy that mower. It’s mid-engine. 

You sure?

Putting him in a car with Autopilot engaged would be a more elegant solution.

Why tf do you have a “Begin Sarcasm” and “End Sarcasm”??? Are you claiming responsibility for inventing sarcasm?? Are you trying to end it?? I do agree with you, however, that Donald J. (for Jesus) Trump is our holy savior, the one true messiah that walks this Earth. No one has gotten harder about Putin than trump…

You know he's going to go straight to Putin and get mighty pissed on.

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Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

Wow, that got dark fast.

I look forward to vehicles you can drive standing. After having just completed two 11 hour trips, I do not want to sit for a long time.

Here I am killing all the covid and you morons are off buying Chinese SUVs with all your sweet stimulus money! SAD! No more checks for you people. Didn’t I ban Hyundai because their 5G routers were spying on us? Let me make this clear, my son does not do cocaine. He was high on America. I have that effect on people,…

Neutral: I strongly recommend muting the word “Trump” on social media over the next week. The GOP convention is just going to be one long endless wail for attention. 

Ford actually considered “drunk three-toed inbred blind buck toothed monkey from the local zoo” for the CEO position but he wanted too much money. Plus he was really drunk and started heaving his own feces at the hiring committee.

a) Sounds exactly what Harley Davidson is. Overpriced, outdated machine that relies heavily on marketing and image verses quality.

Most people who do serious offroading are going to buy a cheap, beat-up wrangler and modify it using aftermarket parts. It would be the peak of stupidity to take an expensive, brand new vehicle and risk having a tree branch scrape up your paint or a rock damage your suspension or underside of your car (though I’m sure…

So, basically, they gots nothin’.

I feel like most of the advantages that Jeep cites only matter to the 5% or so of buyers who are going to take their Jeep for some serious off-roading. The other 95% of buyers just want the feel of an open-top off-roader while driving to the beach, bike trail, office job, etc. I believe the biggest advantage to get…

I think the Bronco is better looking inside and out. Jeep will always be Jeep.

FCA never mentioned its pathetic quality or rust friendly sheet metal and the death wobble they’ve never fixed.