Congratulations, Misters Ash78, duurtlang, Auto Guy and MPOW3R, on COTD! I have for each of you an IDK (I Don't Know) car which this lovely lady will bring to you after she hoses it down.

Congratulations, Mr. Ash78 and Mr. ncasolowork2, on COTD! I have a Nissan 350Z for you both which this lovely lady will deliver when she has finished washing it.

Congratulations, Mr. mr_benjamin_rolland, on COTD! I have for you a Cadillac which this lovely lady will deliver after she loosens her thingy so she can stand up straight.

[Our thoughts go out to everyone, gearheads and otherwise, who were affected by the tornadoes in the South. This picture is what's left of Daniel Wassom's house and hot rod. Wassom died protecting a family member. Photo credit: AP]

Congratulations, Mr. Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a truck which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she finds her pants.

Congratulations, Misters Kate's Dirty Sister, pooter220 and jvbftw, on COTD! I have for you guys a Lexus which this lovely lady will bring to you if she has room behind the steering wheel.

Congratulatins, Mr. MonkeyPuzzle, on COTD today! I have a Porsche for you which this lovely lady will deliver to you when she finds a towel to sit on.

He sure has a big black head.

I think CJ Wilson should get his own woman/car tandem for being such a great guest today. Well, not so sure about the car. But he's married to the woman, so I'm pretty sure this lovely lady will be his as soon as she finds clothes, or something.

Congratulatins, Misters C. J. Wilson, SasquatchElvis, Clay_T, dirtyblueshirt, Pearls of Wisdom and willkinton247, on COTD! I have for you guys a Miata, of course, which this lovely lady will bring to you after she's done with her stretches.

Congratulations, Misters For Sweden, macanamera and Steven G, on COTD! I have a yacht for each of you for slow, but luxurious, traveling. This lovely lady will bring one to you as soon as she retrieves her bikini top from the water.

Congratulations, Mr. Automatch Tom and Mr. My X-type is too a real Jaguar, on COTD! I have for each of you an IDK (I Don't Know) which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she pulls her jeans up.

Congratulations, Misters macanamera, 2 Wheels Bad and Michael Lukas, on COTD! I have a classic 50's Buick for each of you which this lovely lady with the NK on her left breast will deliver soon. I assume she has PI on her right one.

Obvious choice...he just had to mullet over for a while.

Congratulations, Mr. disadvantage, on COTD today! My award to you is an Audi which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she gets off the angry-looking Audi.

Congratulations, Mr. ThrillerWA09 and Mr. In a Mini; let them mock me, etc, on COTD today! I would like for you each to have this IDK (I Don't Know) which this lovely lady will deliver after she paints it yellow.

Happy 50th Anniversary, Ford Mustang!

Congratulations, Misters Diesel, KamikazePigeon, and Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks on COTD today! I have a BMW for each of you which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her shoes.