Maybe Melania is smarter than we think. After all, she seems to be staying far away from this shitshow.

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

Oh thank God it wasn’t just me wondering this. I assume it’s the years and years of bleaching to get to that Fox News Blonde that have caused the hair to be so damaged that it ends up looking like straw.

That’s the joke.

What is it with Trump’s circle and straw wigs, men and women alike?

Crowley issued the following statement:

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

He’s done everything but number 15.

This is just horrifying and i still can not believe this happening. This is how the press in US should be treating Trump.

Well, come on. There can’t be room in the White House for both a press corps and strippers and a cocaine table. Sacrifices have to be made.  

The best part about the sketches is how close to reality they are with only slight exaggeration. And so fact laden that you look these things up and realize how god awfully true all of it is.

Hopefully he isn’t black-bagged come the 21st...

I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

They lock maternity wards down so tight now, it’s crazy. My kid was an hour old and had on a proximity alarm, three bar codes that corresponded to me, and a microchip. No exaggeration. And my hospital required babies to room in with the parents.

Every delivery ward I’ve been in in the past 10 years have a system so that this never happens. They baby has a monitor attached to them and there are sensors that if they’re taken beyond them, go off. Security is tight.

Well all this morning Trump could have gotten Steve Harvey to teach John Lewis a thing or two......

And don’t forget that trump and his father were sued* for refusing to rent to black people.

While Rep. Lewis was literally putting his body on the line for Civil Rights, this man-child was busy dodging the draft any way he could.