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On behalf of every American who still wants real journalism and not the sycophantic Trump-humping from the more commercial outlets, thank you, Jezebel. Knowing I have you, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and now the Root working with you these next four years, it makes coping with this orphanage fire of a presidency a…
That’s not fair. Fox News is also abusive.
TL/DR: Fox News is a hypocritical, lying piece of shit, and Bill O’Reilly is a hypocritical, lying, abusive piece of shit.
I’d go with “Six Flags on a Tuesday”.
This lineup is basically “imagine the shittiest state fair you can think of, then think of the bands/acts they’d have on Friday/Saturday”. Sweet Jesus.
The difference is that Trump didn’t have proof.
“On January 20th, I will not be celebrating or honoring an incoming president who rode racism, sexism, xenophobia and bigotry to the White House,” “The American people will never forget that when a foreign government violated our democracy, Donald Trump chose the interests of another nation over our own.”
Seriously, with each new thing I read I keep asking myself “What the fucking fuck is going on?” and THERE ARE NO ANSWERS. Words fail me.
My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.
So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.
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If this ends with someone telling Comey that he had been ‘extremely careless’ about releasing that October letter, I would enjoy that. It wouldn’t help anything, but I would enjoy it.
Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.
It’s been fun, but it’s about time for Republicans to admit that the great Donald Trump experiment isn’t going to…
And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”
So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?
I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.
Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.