No. It’s not going to be close enough to need sorting out.

In Colorado you can track your ballot after it’s mailed - you get a notification when it’s received by the post office and then another notification when it’s received and counted by the clerk. It’s an amazingly efficient and transparent system. So by all means, Trumpies, fuck up and invalidate your ballot by voting…

Whatever you all do, don’t get cocky. Hillary doesn’t have this in the bag. Don’t trust the polls. Don’t trust the media (no offense, Rachel). Trust yourselves, and trust in the power of your vote.

But he wasn’t irrationally cuffed. You’re getting to judge the situation after the fact and with a whole lot of info and a video. The cops that show up have little info to go off of when they get a call. They don’t know who did what, said what or in what order it all happened in. Given the confined space and lack of…

Wait....there has been correspondence between Trump and the Russian government?

I don’t comment on here often, but I just have to share the news!!!

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

I am what I call a sympathetic vomiter, my toddler son threw up in my kitchen and my husband and I played rock paper scissors as to who had to clean it up and I lost. I tried I really did but while cleaning it up I threw up on top of it. my husband’s response “well thats a good way of getting out of it”

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I initially read that as “from behind”

Why didn’t she get away from him earlier? I really don’t understand that.

We won’t know for a couple of days. If only somebody could reveal Trump’s tax returns to level the playing field.

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

DOI employee here. From my perspective, this sets a really scary precedent. I could be working in the field and have some militia asshole thinking I’m trying to “steal his land” point his rifle at me with no consequence because of this legal precedent.

If it’s jury nullification, that’s an inept prosecutor too. Jury voir dire questioning should have minimized the chances of a jury ready to go off the rails.

This is what they were charged with:

I can already see where this is going to go wrong (other than the pitch meeting where someone greenlit a Heathers TV reboot). The Heathers were caricatures of weird, wealthy, and white elites, who were nasty and capricious for no good goddamned reason other than other people weren’t as wealthy or white as them. You…

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