Megyn Kelly: America’s favorite Slytherin.

Will people forget her “Jesus and Santa were white” rant? I’m not sure she has anywhere else to go.

That closer was deadly! Delicious Newticide!

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I am glad he got caught now let’s hope they keep him in jail and the judge do not end saying “well, he has not killed anyone, he just raped some women and wrote something on a notebook about killing females, I bet he has a brilliant future as a fictional writer...”

I had this happen at a work event 20 years ago with a bunch of advertising people. I was warned ahead of time about this one dude’s wandering hands, so when he suddenly wrapped his arms around my shoulders from behind, I jabbed him in the ribs with my elbow as hard as I could. Then, I turned, without apologies and…

Effing Taylor is not safe from the patriarchy. I can’t wait until she snaps and goes off on all the men who throw her shade (*cough* Kanye) or belittle her talents...

If he did that to Taylor Fucking Swift, he’s done it to many other women who were easier targets with less resources. I hope that T wins her case, both for herself and for whoever else he has assaulted.

What say you? I say — sorta!

I had friends who did that with me.

“What he did, obviously from what you explained, is terrible,” the fraternity member told her, “but I do want you to think about what the consequences [are] with him and his future. …”

Having spent almost a decade and a half in the construction industry, i can tell you no one works harder to get out of paying what they owe than the rich. I’m convinced many of them work harder at that than what they did to get rich in the first place. People in the middle class? Almost never a problem collecting a…

He actually has no knowledge of how our government works - beyond buying access and influence. Which, I suspect, is why he ran in the first place.

The worst part is, his bitchy little burn is so nonsensical it makes him look worse - anyone who would turn down Salma Hayek, one of the most beautiful women to walk the earth, for being too short as though that’s even a thing, is the one who comes off as the drooling idiot in that scenario.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”