You couldn’t get to Intercouse, so you ended up at Bird-In-Hand. 

Ugh. He has no taste. 

Charlie Watts never hit the high hat on two and four. Jazzy as heck,  Joe Morello for the win. 

There was some comedian, 20 years ago, that mentioned he was always looking over his right shoulder as he played.  He was looking for Death. Well. I think that comedian might be dead. 

General Burkhalter, Leon Aschkenasy, lived to be 98.  

Heaven & Hell HEAVEN is where: The police are British . The chefs Italian .The mechanics are German. The lovers are French and it’s all organised by the Swiss HELL is where: The police are American The chefs are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss and it’s all organised by the Italians!!

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They are beautiful.  I can tell you beautiful can get very ugly.  

A house closer toy yor J O B?

There is nothing better than a Jew in court when he is right. Yes, I can write it. I am a Jew. 

What?   My wife met a man on the computer. Are you telling me every confarned clown is next?

Yeah, Drumpfian grifters.

Pressmark Pressings? Is that like Cogswell Cogs?

I’m ready for these topless; the bottom of the barbell can step off. 

Carnage.

No, no, no, no, no. The Second Amendment has nothing to do with taking arms against the government. That is the most false narrative among many false narratives the Ammosexuals have dreamed up. 

Preplan?  Is that the plan before the plan?

Then their heirs get it. I know a guy whose uncle was a scale musician who still gets checks 50 years later. 

Uh, evacuation the NY metro area, including Long Island, is a nightmare scenario, given the current infrastructure.

I think the poster meant huffing it.