“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

The great Saint Reagan thought this was bad and dumb, and gave reparations to the families. How are we back to thinking this wasn’t a terrible thing.

Well I mean, we did find all of those Japanese spies when they put them into internment camps

Wow. Anyone else feel like a selfish jerk? Maybe this will finally push me to join the bone marrow registry.

I’m still married and have been dating my bf now for a year and a half. This divorce shit takes time, man! Last papers were filed a few weeks ago though, so fingers crossed. :)