I always thought it was a myth that women were immune to soy sauce comas, but based by the musings of some first-name 80 years ago when phrenology was still a science, I may need to change my opinion.

Their new slogan: "I wanted the freedom to choose what to do with my body, and all I got was this lousy bullet wound."

I'm assuming that "gender neutral" is Hollywood speak for "big bag of fail" because that trailer makes the film look like it should be titled "Lethal Weapon 5: this time with women because Mel Gibson got a bit too racist".

How about, "In the future, consider not having unprotected sex with women if you are not ready or able to become a father." Because, you know, you had a part in this too.

Spoken by someone who has never tried to put a team on the field.