Yeah, that's why I try not to buy things on Sundays.

Yeah. I see opting in as a way of them getting consent from guys. If you want to be ogled and judged and dished on that's fine, as long as you volunteer for it.

Yup. Pretty much any site that involves posting pictures of people without their consent and soliciting comments is on my bad side.

No.

Or Prime Minister. I've always imagined bears as having a sort of parliamentary democracy.

I'm pretty sure it happened in the made for reality TV movie, I Want to Marry Ryan Banks.

the good news is that you can do all the ankle-f#cking you want and still be a virgin.

Funny, according to the faith of my childhood, you were all still virgins and everything was totally fine.

Yeah, a friend of mine got one of these when we were in college. I wanted to tell her that it wasn't really important whether or not you were a virgin, but she was really excited about it, so I let it go.

The joke is on everyone. Much like abstinence education, purity rings/promises don't work. Rates of sexual activity are higher for people who make purity promise things than people who don't.

It tends to be used for people who plan on getting married, but are too young now to be officially "engaged," not that that's like a legal status, or whatever. Since a broken promise is less of a faux pas than a broken engagement, it's basically a way to convince a girl to sleep with you without the risk of actually…

The foster care system has some really fucked up places. I remember reading in the Houston Chronicle about foster places that took on like 35 kids, and then were mean to them so that they would be rated as mentally/developmentally disabled (which nets a higher payoff from the government), and basically kept kids…

That's concerning. There's a real possibility that this apology will soon begin sucking other apologies into its orbit, creating an apology black hole that will eventually lead to a devastating apologisplosion, where Ann Coulter proclaims that she's "sorry she's not sorry that you people are overreacting to her…

As a Southerner, I've always considered myself pretty good at apology jiujitsu ("I'm so sorry you feel that way"), but Nugent's apology is a masterpiece of insincerity. He does not apologize to the victim, he makes that clear. And he does not apologize for his own actions, but "on behalf of better men" than himself…

I'm not an expert in this either, but a couple of things. First of all, Baldwin doesn't seem to be asking what the appropriate language is here. He's using hate speech while bragging about his desire to listen and understand the community. It's pretty direct evidence that he hasn't listened or read anything about…

A friend of mine once sent me cardboard disposable "go green" coasters. Not ironically.

Austin has this really weird relationship with itself where it celebrates its weirdness (It's the original Keep ______ Weird campaign), but everyone also mocks it while pretending they aren't a part of it. The chief's comment is sort of a weird variation on that. As a political move, it's brilliant. It diminutizes the…

Yeah, the problem is that its basically an entire ecosystem of bacteria that you're trying to replace.

Carl! What a lovable scamp! And seriously this sounds like one of those PUA travelogues where the author brags about how easy it is to bang women in third-world countries. Ugh.