It's all fun and games until you've joked about it so much it becomes part of your every day vocabulary. Don't say I didn't (say I didn't) warn you.

Kanye is in the Illuminati, and that picture contains coded messages about their vast conspiracy that only a guy with a tumblr and a poor grasp of capitalization can uncover.

I eat it when they serve it to me with like, mixed fruit at restaurants. But I don't LIKE it, I just feel immensely guilty about wasting food and I can tolerate it.

Look into the eyes of the soulless dark horde that cometh..

Yes! Fuck honeydew.

Person who doesn't ever have to commute or work in an office wonders aloud, "when do you listen to podcasts?"

I'm planning wearing a flower crown to my wedding and not just because I fall in the millennial bracket, but because that's what the bridesmaids (me and my 2 younger sisters) wore at our parents' wedding in 1999! My mom made all 3 crowns by herself the night before the wedding. I didn't think those crowns would get so…

People have different tastes and styles and what someone wants to wear on their wedding day is their goddamn business and people shouldn't judge them for their choice. It's a fucking party. People get so invested in weddings that aren't their own. If someone is happy marrying their SO in a flower crown and crop top…

as a millennial bride (gag)... bring it on, go nuts, whatever, I still can't afford it and it wont come in my size...

I was a hipster bride - I wore my glasses

WHOA, I thought it was the same guy!!! Geez pretty sure they're soulmates!!!!

Did you notice how they kind of look alike too? I thought it was two pictures of the same guy at first. I hope they become like long-lost brothers.

Hopefully. Then they can make it into a Lifetime movie because I totes would watch!

I'm kinda diggin' this story. I hope these guys all end up being lifelong friends.

"Could it be because he's raising the money for an offer that was extended to him, as opposed to some self-indulgent creation of his own?"

Nailed it.

I hate when the response to all the "frivolous" GoFundMes is "BUT THINK OF ALL THE CHARITY YOU COULD BE DOING INSTEAD!!!" Sometimes doing something silly is really okay.…

Here's a secret: Men's basketball and football are already 30 team shows.

They're all basically branches of the same group of people.

That is my favorite way to make them! En garde!

In Sharon's story, she probably meant (or said) "casein", not "calcium"

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."