It might not be that bras are uncomfortable but that *not* wearing a bra is incredibly comfortable. Like, a bra is a uniform you wear to work and when you're home, you take off your uniform. I always wondered why my parents would always immediately change when they got home but it all makes sense now. I cannot be…

NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE MY BRA IS

What happened to Sunday Night Sign-off? Are we not doing that anymore? Or is this the place? I might have had some wine tonight...

Coke is no more acidic than vinegar, which is an ingredient many people use on both dyed and natural hair all the time. Sometimes, acids like vinegar are even added right after dye in applied to help seal in the color.

But if you have everything at 17 what do you have to look forward to when you are 40? Look at how well things turned out for Lindsay Lohan after her mother let her move into her own place at 17. Love and parents are lasting, assuming they are genuine. Fame, youth, beauty (and often money) are fleeting.

I'm wondering where the grated cheese on her pizza came from. That's a ball of fresh mozzarella that's been sliced up on the bottom I think...but what's the grated stuff? It's not in the recipe, Jules. How will I make pizza now? How?

To be fair, that's a whole hell of a lot more of a "normal person" recipe than what GOOP would say.

I kind of thought both of them were gay, tbh.

I love that this recipe is mostly toppings (everything else is bare minimum for calling it "pizza") but then she says

They do look like have been matched by a super computer. But both are akin to cardboard earthlings so it may just work. Love is strange.

Yes! Whenever I'm reminded of them I'm expecting the news to be a divorce announcement.

I swear, this is Julianne Hough's recipe for the perfect pizza:

I totally agree. I can't believe they actually got married. I thought they would just date forever until they eventually parted ways, they are so strange together for some reason.

It's weird though, it seems like they're never together. Justin seems like he's always away, just living his life.

I STILL keep forgetting that Timberlake and Biel are a thing. It just does not compute. It's not that I think one is too good for the other, and they're probably close in age, and both are attractive (although one is all looks and no charisma, and the other is mostly charm). I don't know. I just don't get it!

Dear Boobs,

That's ok, more for the rest of us.

I choose not to think about it because yum.

I'm disappointed in the lack of other stories when I click the "LOBSTER PUSSY" tag.

Not true, Most are black, but they come in red and blue as well.