She's a horrible lip-syncher for starters.

Anything entitled "Dear Future Husband" needs to be approached with caution.

Meghan Trainor's video for her third single, "Dear Future Husband,"

Sooooo 2012. Honestly, where have you been?

Repeated late term abortions. Duh.

Baby-killing doulas? Back to your bridge.

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…

Motivated enough to consume your own placenta, yet too lazy to make it oneself. I have a hard time picturing the intersection of this particular Venn diagram.

My personal favorites that I get from male clients and colleagues when I'm talking about something I am a subject matter expert on are, "Let me stop you right there.." or "With all due respect..."

It's fucking hilarious when babies fall down. How else do people win those $100,000 AFV prizes?

I do not care about cocaine use at all, but idk I can't tell if she actually looks like she's doing it? Maybe I'm not at cocaine expert level but if I was snorting a line (that was just sitting there waiting?) I would need to use a rolled up $1000 bill or at least another finger to plug not just shove my face right up…

:/

But... but I do want to see her fall off the stage. I mean.. it already happened it wasn't like I pushed her or anything...

I've never done coke, but if I was a model who was hanging out in the DJ booth while hosting a pool party I'm pretty sure it would be required, no?

I was all set to be kinda mad at Stephen Sondheim, but then I remembered he writes music that makes it sound like he hates singers.

"because of unconscious bias, men often appropriate the ideas of female counterparts and get all the credit". Yeah, "unconscious".

Depressing anecdote somewhat related: My new job has a "diversity counsel" made up of six white men. It was such a bummer to see that.

The dude interrupting females thing is SO obvious to everyone who is not a dude. If I could have one wish its that I could get the men in my life to understand that one tiny infuriating constant thing that happens so that we can THEN discuss how sexism affects us all. But they are all (white, black, gay, straight,…

Who thought it was a good idea to have two white dudes on a panel about diversity?

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.