CardinalVices

11/18/13

I don't know what else Brooks could possibly have expected. I mean, it's not like this is the first time football at the Superdome has been watered down.

11/15/13

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

11/15/13

Pictured: Commodore, 64

11/15/13

"In Soviet Russia, Commodore 64 plays you!"

11/15/13

I love Basil Hayden's so much. Just a glass, no ice. Bliss.

11/15/13

Having just cracked a bottle of birthday Blantons, I concur with you.

11/15/13

Stay on whatever high perch of swill drinking you currently reside. Speaking on behalf all of bourbon Americans, no one wants your additional market demand on our beloved brown booze supply, nor your rube presence in our midst. So there.

11/15/13

Yes genius that's exactly what I mean. This is a serious article about serious sex tips and not based on an observation I had that one time many moons ago when my ex boyfriend and I smoked weed and watched the VS fashion show and laughed at the whole thing because it was the funniest shit ever.

11/15/13

Baseball gets a lot of shit wrong, but MLB.tv gets everything right. Also isn't it cheaper than League Pass Broadband?

11/15/13

Exit Through The Shop Class

11/14/13

It's a bit early in the season to be decking in the halls, don't you think?

11/14/13

Stupid teens. There's no place in journalism for questioning authority.

11/14/13

That's because "Redskins" is a shitload easier to pronounce than "Neshaminy." Important, since the administration move their lips when they read.

11/14/13

Because humanity. On the bright side, we'll all die out eventually.

11/14/13

I live 90 or so miles south of St. Louis, in Carbondale, and Southern Illinois University there sells provel-cheese-on-a-cracker-not-pizza at their football games (five bucks for a slice, gag) and during their home opener against Eastern Illinois, someone threw one at one of their linebackers after he made a…

11/13/13