Worst Plans in Baseball.

Classy.

We all need friends like you.

Exactly.

I was just thinking that—it was off just enough. Hilarious.

I think you're right, here. Just a happy accident for the GOP. Like Erin said, maybe it will actually bite them in the ass in other statewide races.

Glad to know you know all of the women in the state. I was talking about how this suppresses the vote for ALL women in Texas, and I think there are quite a few that would vote for Davis, your gross generalization notwithstanding.

I wasn't talking about the conservative women—I was talking about the non-conservative women that just might vote for Davis, but can't, for the same reasons. This law makes it more difficult for women of any political stripe to vote in Texas.

Actually, I think this does not bode well for Wendy Davis—I'd bet the Texas GOP is willing to sacrifice their own votes just to suppress the female vote for Davis. Maybe this law can get knocked down before then.

The problem is that it's self-perpetuating. They hook up and breed the next generation.

I don't think you got enough Cardinal hate in there. Otherwise solid.

I think it's a little from column A, a little from column B. They're trolling Cards fans by not really mentioning the Cards except in reference to mistakes made by the Sox, and Samer is terrible: see Breslow's "pitch" that sailed over Drew's head.

Hell, from the sound of things, the Moroccan CPS would just kill her for him.

But not quite Nathan Bedford Forrest.

This also just in: just don't watch! The rest of us are having a fine time.

Judging by all of the Viagra/Cialis and retirement fund ads on during games, this confirms one thing for me: at 36, I might be the youngest person watching baseball.

Which is why the lack of St. Louis is baffling: they've been a regular in October. No one wants to pick the favorite, I guess.

Hey guys! Don't yell at them about the nasty things the say about Cards fans—they're paying attention to us! It's what we wanted all along!

Right? This is like hearing Mayor McCheese went vegan or something.

Man, I was worried there was a baseball story on Deadspin that didn't reference the Cardinals this week. Thanks! You're doing good work here.