I don't think you got enough Cardinal hate in there. Otherwise solid.

I think it's a little from column A, a little from column B. They're trolling Cards fans by not really mentioning the Cards except in reference to mistakes made by the Sox, and Samer is terrible: see Breslow's "pitch" that sailed over Drew's head.

Hell, from the sound of things, the Moroccan CPS would just kill her for him.

But not quite Nathan Bedford Forrest.

This also just in: just don't watch! The rest of us are having a fine time.

Judging by all of the Viagra/Cialis and retirement fund ads on during games, this confirms one thing for me: at 36, I might be the youngest person watching baseball.

Which is why the lack of St. Louis is baffling: they've been a regular in October. No one wants to pick the favorite, I guess.

Hey guys! Don't yell at them about the nasty things the say about Cards fans—they're paying attention to us! It's what we wanted all along!

Right? This is like hearing Mayor McCheese went vegan or something.

Man, I was worried there was a baseball story on Deadspin that didn't reference the Cardinals this week. Thanks! You're doing good work here.

Stay classy, Braves fans.

Long live Stubby Clapp!

Can't see video at work, but am I correct in assuming he's covering Glenn Fry's "The Heat is On" in a Cards version? Because I've heard that, and it makes me want to crawl into a hole.

He was also a veritable fountain of grit. So gritty.

Now, let's not do anything drastic...

To be fair, Eckstein was so tiny as to be difficult to tag.

If I could, I'd be making more money than I am now. Idle speculation on my part, but I'm in Austin so I assume there's someplace around here that would have that.

I bet if you went to the right places you might...

Same here. God, I teared up just reading that.

To be fair, Tim, Punto and Schumaker got major portions of their grittiness from their days in St. Louis. Just sayin'.