That rings a bell. Yeah, Jack Ryan seemed like a real piece of work. Jeri Ryan just wasn't doing it for him...

As I recall, it was super-creepy in that she didn't really want to participate in his public sex clubbing and left him after she gave in one time. I'm fuzzy on the details, but that's what I remember. The Repubs wanted nothing to do with him after that.

It did get dusty in here, didn't it?

Along with the can, one of my favorite aspects...let's not dress up the Bud Light...

I think they have (I have a good friend that's a Pirates fan), but they're just so giddy/nervous about getting back to October that they're not quite sure how to react. I predict full venom if they can knock off the Reds.

The picture was snapped by Molly and Ryan's wedding photographer

Jim Leyland is the best. I love that guy.

This is what happens when you don't follow the "u always comes after q" rule.

Welp, I'll take the win, anyway. We really need to take this division. The scenarios for a 3-way tie are awful and only benefit the Braves and Dodgers.

Just another day on the job for Pat Parris.

You sound like a Cubs fan.

I think they've had one of the more consistently funny shows on Comedy Central. Honestly, I'd put them up with South Park in that realm.

Nah, as a Cards fan I feel like Carpenter should have been paying attention. It's part of the game.

I'm not saying Carpenter didn't screw up, just that the first base coach has a job too. However, as cf101p pointed out, Maloney probably was yelling at him and Carpenter just wasn't paying attention.

Upon review, I think you're correct. Honestly, I'm a bit surprised this doesn't happen more often.

My question: just what the hell was first base coach Chris Maloney doing? That's on him as much as it's on Carpenter.

There is a pizza place up home (Monical's) that serves a thin crust pizza, and the local way to eat it is with the Monical's version of Russian dressing.

To be fair to Jezebel, this is exactly the sort of thing they like to post about and follow up on, small blog or not. Not exactly new ground here.

Givin' the Redskins the bird...

This is the reason boys are issued textbooks in junior high. They're Awkward Boner Covers.