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6/28/13

But I can't pay the rent!

6/28/13

That was a rather obvious comment...I guess what I was trying to get across is, how on Earth did he think he could get away with this? I thought the first rule of murdering people as a rich person was to get someone else to actually commit the murder.

6/28/13

So, is anyone else thinking that Aaron Hernandez is just the worst kind of idiot? A danger to himself and others? Allegedly, of course.

6/28/13

Nah, I was just feeling silly. Feel free to ignore me.

6/27/13

Pre-game tweet: BARF

6/27/13

In Texas? Fixing to be hundreds of miles away, most likely.

6/27/13

You can buy bourbon at your Target?!? Color me jealous.

6/27/13

Aw, heck, you just need to go check some random YouTube comments for that.

6/27/13

Not heard: the smaller group chanting, "Pius!"

6/27/13

I feel like that GIF is going to inappropriately proposition me.

6/27/13

Not at all—I guess I'm just saying, who should the prosecution have put on the stand?

6/27/13

I'm in the same boat, and I recently got a $30 version of this pillow at Costco. It actually does a decent job of staying cool (at least compared to a normal pillow), and I'm using the side with the gel on it, so really only the pillow case gets sweaty.

6/27/13

Um, okay? I guess you should take this up with the Deadspin staff, then? I can't really help you.

6/27/13

Well, if that's all that's got you riled up, I have a suggestion: don't read Deadspin. I'm sure there are plenty of more appropriate venues for discussion of this case, if that's what you want.

6/27/13

Well, I guess you don't get to create your ideal witness in any case—you have to work with what you have. That's what's happening. I just don't get y'all piling on the witness. She is who she is: the last person to speak to a murder victim.

6/27/13

So, you're thinking that Martin planned to attack Zimmerman and concocted a cover story with this woman to cover the crime?

6/27/13

Also, people seem rightfully creeped out by the whole plantation wedding thing. So, no.

6/27/13

Does it matter when she was the last person to talk to a murder victim?

6/27/13

I was thinking more like Joe Camel selling nicotine patches, but I think your analogy is more correct...