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Actually, after watching the video, 100% (yes, 100%) of the fault is the ASSHOLES that are going way, way WAY too fast for the road conditions. I see it every single fucking time it snows out here in WI, where people think that they can just keep going 40mph+ in snow, on ice, and without any type of snow tires…

I think I understand. Since I got my Tacoma, I feel much cooler than I actually am. I bump into curbs with impunity. I drive slower sometimes because what’s the hurry. And then I drive too fast sometimes because I want to hit a bump going faster just because I can.

Dude. Chill. This is how Motorsports have worked for years.

Except HRC at least had middle class roots. Something people tend to forget.

The difference is is that HRC never positioned herself as the former. Don the Con very much did.

Good thing we just elected a blue-collar working class man from middle America with no links to the economic elite to fight for the rights and jobs of the working class man. Oh wait a minute...

Because for most people your existence isn’t just about you. It’s selfish and weak. Furthermore, suicidal thoughts are often temporary and with the proper medication and/or therapy people turn around and live happy lives.

I WANT people with suicidal thoughts to feel like it’s wrong, because sometimes that feeling…

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.

Note to Chiefs haters: Yes, once again, the game would have been different if one little thing had gone the other way.

I liked the little -ponk- the bottle made. I expect the rider left out the most interesting bit before the finger waving, something that would not leave the audience sympathetic to his case. The head bobble as the van came by indicated recognition ahead of the sign language. Obviously he was already filming, where’s…

Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

Heaven forfend anyone be reminded of a safe and legal medical procedure or have the idea of it become so normal and commonplace that people don’t shame and kill each other over it; you poor thing, I hope you weren’t overcome by the vapors and be forced to your fainting couch.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Hatches, ranked:

Piqued.

I had a 1.5 mile commute and I still drove. So, something that takes me less than 5 minutes to drive, I should walk 30 minutes for? Instead of getting up at 630 I’ll have to wake up at 6? No thanks...630 is already early enough.

Barely on topic, but it’s just an excuse to post one of the best promos of all time:

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!