Counterpoint: physically resisting being taken off a plane is Dumb, with a capital D.

It’s a public toll road with no cops, not a trackday.

For Sweden’s irrational fear is EXACTLY mine. It fucking sucks

He did

Not sure how you equate a person’s indifference towards the treatment of death row inmates to the actions of an actual dictator. You’re crying about people in prison who were sentenced to death by our collectively established legal system. Maybe step back and think of the victims and the families of the victims that…

My guess, is she got to the end of the track and it no longer pushed her along. With the car dead, it was unable to pull ahead until she got it fired up again.

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

...pass traveler...

What about people who don’t live in large metropolitan areas where there is no Uber or Lyft?

During the inauguration I went to Comet. There’s no basement. The pizza is very good. The service could be faster. Is that enough for you?

Clearly you’ve never lived in a city that doesn’t have access to lyft, uber, or taxis. Or alternatively a rural community. Driving while impaired is bad, but I’m not impaired after two drinks. This is a stupid rule to punish non-Mormon fun havers.

That just means you’ve got a delightfully long backlog of enjoyable automotive television at your disposal.

Goddammit.

D.B. Pooper

Your time might come, but it’ll come a couple of hours behind the rest of our time.

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The new Continental is quite the looker. I was impressed the other day when one passed me in traffic. Wish they still made the Town Car though.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.