Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

Heaven forfend anyone be reminded of a safe and legal medical procedure or have the idea of it become so normal and commonplace that people don’t shame and kill each other over it; you poor thing, I hope you weren’t overcome by the vapors and be forced to your fainting couch.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Hatches, ranked:

Piqued.

Really? I’m such an inflamed asshole that actually provides their employees with good health insurance ($20 copays for office visits & $90 for non-preferred prescriptions, $2,500 deductible for procedures) for free for themselves and only charges $30/week to add a family to the tune of $220,000/year (15 employees,…

You mean that awesome Union that Gawker writer’s joined doesn’t give them health benefits? I think you’re mad at the wrong person.

I think you are overestimating the power of a parking brake. Even fulling engaged, if you hit the gas, your car will move. The tires might not spin, but most cars are powerful enough to drag the rear tires.

I had a 1.5 mile commute and I still drove. So, something that takes me less than 5 minutes to drive, I should walk 30 minutes for? Instead of getting up at 630 I’ll have to wake up at 6? No thanks...630 is already early enough.

Barely on topic, but it’s just an excuse to post one of the best promos of all time:

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn 12,000 liter cola.

“Maybe it’s just that I’m a germophobe and wash my hands 20+ times a day”

It’s that.

A cult in Waco, you say?

Not legal. He just refused to report the cancelling of debt and hoped he wouldn’t be audited. That’s like you stealing a car and hoping the police don’t catch you.

It has a horrible look to it like “this is the only thing we can get financed for you”!

At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

I was late to the party on RDR, putting it off for a year or two by dismissing it as just a western game about cowboys. I hate cowboys. this game is so much more than that, though. And even when it is just about stupid cowboy shit, it os absolutely breathtaking. Waited to play Undead until I’d finished the campaign,…

It’s never gonna happen man. It was never in the plans to begin with. Maybe when the new one comes out (shut up it’s coming), they’ll do a remake that’s on PC, but probably not right now.