daly obviously looks silly, but he also looks like he’s having a tremendous amount of fun.

Not sure if it’s a cost-cutting measure or if it’s just Americans getting dumber, but WOF (and Jeopardy for that matter) seem to be pulling from the Golgafrincham Ark Ship B recently.  

Jefferson Twilight, who can scan for Blaculas. Nope. No Blaculas.

It was absurdist and often surreal, in a similar vein as Monty Python but usually built up with a slow burn in contrast to Python’s ‘in your face’ from the get-go.

(watches video)

What, is it funny or something?

*Chicago Bears running back trips over Teti-shaped lump in Soldier Field.*

DENTAL PLAN

I’m scared that this tattoo is a prelude to Affleck murdering entire families, kidnapping blind women, and setting sleazy tabloid reporters on fire.

When you have a doctorate in physical chemistry and have to pretend a handbag designer is your equal.

“I take as my inspiration the indomitable and noble phoenix, never vanquished, rising anew from the ass crack.”

Praise Him!

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world wing chun his way to survival.

The power to crush the heads of unsuspecting people using only my thumb and forefinger position in my line of sight just so...

Does that mean we’re losing Sean? I’d respect his decision to get back into acting, but I’d really hate to see him go.

I would think petunias and ‘Oh, no. Not again.’

Wiseau serious?

Aldebaran’s great, okay, Algol’s pretty neat, Betelgeuse’s pretty girls Will knock you off your feet. They’ll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I don’t want to go.

“It’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!”

Oddly enough, she battles it through the settings of various 19th Century literary classics before trapping it in a narrative full of plot holes and spelling errors.