At least it didn't scare the shit out of him.

I assume by "here" you mean the United States. And people in the U.S. of fucking A. do whatever they goddamn feel like doing cuz that's our gosh darned cunstitutional rights. Welcome to the salad bowl bitch (I"m assuming you're smart enough to interpret inferred sarcasm here, although your original comment had me…

Or, instead of saying "Your time means nothing to me and I have no respect for it," I could just be saying "maybe I'll be a little late; maybe you will be, either one of those is fine." This is how I find most real-world interactions work. Getting hung up on time is so strange to me. I'm talking 5 or 10 minutes in…

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

This is so weird. One of my deal breakers is a person having a list of super specific things that have nothing to do with genuine compatibility.

You're totally right, it's not like there's an entire statistic devoted specifically to when fielders make mistakes.

This! There are a lot of replies attributing their behavior to the possibility of food, but they'll gather around anything unusual that isn't openly threatening. You stand around in a pasture doing nothing but chewing and pooping, you get bored.

This isn't that impressive when you realize that if you just go walk up to a fence with a bunch of cows, they eventually all come over to see what's going on/if you have food/dog/anything.

By all means, zero in on that in absence of the rest of the article.

"Have I told you the one about my penis? Oh, never mind, it's too long,"

Then, about a year ago, another commenter (who is also white) pointed something out that I hadn't considered: saying the n-word is the one thing in the world white people are specifically told we're not allowed to do, and we're really, really, REALLY bad about being told we can't do something (since we live in a…

"She tried to blame it on a block of feta she had sitting out on her bed."

Ah, just give' em some pineapple fanta, they'll be fine

I am so glad he's on the right page—he's been down this road and he's done doing the denial thing. Also glad he gave a shout out to the sheriff's department instead of doing the "cops planted evidence/roughed him up" road. NOT THAT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, way too often, but in this case it sounds like the cops were doing…

That news about Robert Downey Jr's son just breaks my heart

Us foreigners love abusing children! It's like a wacky hobby that we all share!

Oh please. There is a difference between physical discipline and wanton, sadistic child abuse. Physical discipline, while I don't support it, IS a cultural thing. I had friends who's immigrant parents used corporal punishment and they grew up to be fantastic people with great relationships with their parents. It…

Every child and parent? No, you're certainly not going to find it. That's similar to the line of reasoning that Gary Oldman was throwing around the other day. Not everybody slings around epithets and not everyone is assaulted by a parent.

If you think driving a PVC pipe into a kid's chest is something your parents would do, and normal, I urge you to discuss this with someone.