Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

So....I have 6 tickets for Thursday the 15th. Wife, kids, Mom.

“Who.”

In my opinion, Rose is actually the most evil of everyone in her family and the Red Templars. Why? Because she engages in RELATIONSHIPS with these men (and at least one woman): she becomes part of their lives, pets their dogs and cats, becomes friends with their friends, tells them she loves them and makes them…

I am ALL THE WAY here for Imaposer Manigault Coonman’s demise. Baleedat! That bish had to go. May the dragging be as harsh as her snatched edges. Drag on!

“If the big problem in your life is that a gizmo that obeys your command varies slightly from your own subjective worldview, then you have a good life.”

Who told you that a child can never be darker than their parents? It doesn’t happen often, but of course it happens.

Well, he likely thought it was a jab. Because he’s dumb.

Are we sure she was seated next to Beckham, Jr.? I ask because we have no evidence suggesting Lena Dunham can tell black people apart.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

Great photos! We could use more celebrations of Black parenthood; male, and female here too.

Someone caught their man looking hmmm?

They aren’t supermodels. There hasn’t been a new supermodel since 1991.

It’s not as easy as you think. I tried to manipulate time and space to win the lottery last week, but just ended up late for work.

That’s completely unacceptable. I don’t know what type of instruction or training that young man received at home, but he clearly needed to tuck his elbows in when throwing his punches, and snap his wrist in at the end to transfer maximum force.

It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.

no, but trumpito likely imagines it on the regular.