Nowhere does it say that said figure skater is planning on eating the chili...

It’s not hard to do. It is hard to do neatly and tidily. The mythbusters rigs were pretty crude, as they didn’t have to let someone drive normally, and only had to last until they destroyed the vehicle.

alright, baller...

Yeah, I’m in europe, and I can’t have it for that reason; base model listed comes in at ~5x my annual salary. Probably more like 8x if I wanted to insure it & fill it up.

Minor, but infuriating, point;

No-one exists in isolation; what you do, what you pick to drive has an impact on those around you. I’m in favor of freedom of expression, but you’ve got to be considerate to those around you. If you’re daily driving a massive pickup that you don’t need in a built-up area, you’re not being fair to those around you.…

Seems a shame not to have left the window winder mechanism intact, and directly swapped the glass for metal; wind the window down, put the pizza in, wind it up again etc.

His bio is written in third person; was it written by him? How would we know? Is he telling us not to listen to him (hence, should we disregard that advice, leaving us in a loop?), or is someone else telling us not to listen to him (loop averted)?

There, I fixed it.

That seems to me to be the obvious answer; You like it, it’s practical, it’s in-budget; why not just get another one? There’s been other answers that fit the bill pretty well (Honda Element, Kia Soul! and MV-1 strike me as decent options), but what’s stopping you going down the obvious choice?

Sounds like you’d better finish the job...

I find that somehow vaguely satisfying and very stressful.

I’ll be honest; I preferred the other ones; the two-tone looked fine to me. Not that these look bad, but they don’t look that great either.

Think literally; He asked if he could drive stick. Not stick shift, just stick. Tumbler’s got a hand throttle, which could be considered a “stick”

Pretty sure it’s a rampage; can’t find the pic, but it was featured on the #drivefreeordie thing with a side profile; it’s painted up to match Tony Angelo’s Fishtail ‘Cuda:  

I mean, if the one in the pic has a lift kit on it, think of how grounded to the ground it must have been to start with...

It’s the difference between technically good, and good for the sound, I guess; An opera singer is technically talented, but would sound weird singing Dylan. Same way that ragtime sounds better on a slightly out-of-tune pub piano than a concert grand.

I’m fine with either, but would never use either, as it’s the handbrake in my mind.

I kind of want to see kia go after them for copyright infringement