This goes to prove that when men try to do something stupid, we go ALL the way!

IF I’M GOING TO DIE, I’M GOING TO DIE HISTORIC ON THE RAINBOW ROAD

WITNESS ME!!! I Live. I Die. I Live Again. RAINBOW ROAD!!!

Gawker is run by and commented on by a bunch of self righteous teenagers who have no idea how the world works and will entirely overlook even the slightest notion of logic or reasoning behind things to provoke some outrage amongst their self righteous teenager commenters.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Drew is sooooooo wrong on this. Floyd’s style is not cowardly, and it has nothing to do with his personal life. It’s actually the antithesis of his personal life. Outside the ring, Floyd is a hyper-insecure control-freak who loses his temper at the slightest provocation. Inside the ring, he’s preternaturally calm, who…

For those wondering about blocking nautical traffic, my response is: What traffic? There's no exit past the proposed bridge location.

I'm picturing an epic scene. De Niro as Enzo. Joe Pesci as Ferruccio Lamborghini.

Enzo: Are you lookin' at me? You think I'm gonna sell one of MY cars to a fuckin' tractor salesman? You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!"

Ferruccio: What? Am I some sort of clown to you? I'll go build my own fuckin' car and it'll beat your…

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

When it comes to transatlantic flights you shouldn't be cheap.

This will be, without a doubt, the boxing equivalent of the "Chinese Democracy" album.

Even though he was definitely kidding, you might think this is cool if you haven't seen it. This is what happens when the frame rate matches perfectly with the rotation:

I, for one, am waiting for America to get the New International Version.

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

Amazing. He still managed to be full of shit.

Bonus points for nobody in the video screaming "Worldstar!" nine hundred times.

R.I.P. DJ Screw :(

How many American consumers are looking to purchase a new long-range stealth super-bomber? None.

This is what playing for the Texans does to a man.

Right out of Rocky IV, which makes me feel good. He's doing it all natural just like Sly Stallone, who NEVER used PEDs.