The men met at a Miami Heat game as part of their on-going commitment to celebrate things that sports fans were really excited about in 2010.

Mayweather: "Call me"

Worst game of Tug of War ever.

They still use it as a detour when they make bridge repairs. Which, at that point, I would just turn around and go back home. I have no desire to relive my childhood that much.

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

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Sweetheart, I have three masters degrees and am finishing my doctorate right now at a Harvard peer. And Jesus, are Harvard people ever insufferable at conferences. Princeton, too.

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

To anyone wondering how this affects academics: UAB is the state of Alabama's largest employer. UAH is a research university with a huge impact for its smaller size. Both these schools are run exclusively by the Board of Trustees of the parent school in Tuscaloosa. Out of 18 trustees, zero of those went to UAH. …

A classic. It sold mani-fold copies and went into printing thrice.

GM was quite cross about this publication. They even tried to sully the name of old Archibald by positioning him with women of ill repute at the tack store!

Following his victory in court, the plaintiff walked proudly out of the courthouse. And thus the MacPherson strut was born.

It's hate tinged with awe in my case though; the sheer ridiculous chutzpah of the man is incredible. It's an attested fact and I still cannot quite believe that he actually did it.

This. If you live on a public street other people have the right use it. If that annoys you should move.

But it's MY STREET!

You live on a street. Cars drive on streets. Get the fuck over it.

In a couple months he will have claimed to have brewed the commando ale