Jokes on them, the first thing that the war effort is going to affect is moustache oil. Without that, they can’t survive.

pah.. your fancy armor merely delays the inevitable hipster uprising

Honestly, the sun is normally only this bad for 20 minutes or so during the day and only certain times of the year based on the Earth’s rotation and my location. When I was commuting daily, I’d just made sure to leave a little early or late, because otherwise I’d riding at 15 mph.

You’re an Idiot, Just let people pass. The roads around here have signs 5 or more vehicles behind you you must pull over. Slow drivers are the cause of more accidents because of people like you who won’t get out of the way.

Agreed they were also going 25mph in a 45mph zone with more then 5 cars behind them which is also illegal....i just couldn’t point that out to the cop as it would be kinda admitting guilt....see as I told them to prove I was driving.

Here is the quote directly from the email the CHP Sent to me:

They just wanted you to go away so they could continue eating donuts.

I’m guessing it’s the number of charges against him. :O

When I offered video evidence to the CHP for distracted drivers on the freeway, I was told in writing that Officers are unable to issue citations for Infractions OR MISDEMEANORS unless the officer has eye-witness access to the incident himself. I am curious why the case is different for this... Perhaps they just want…

What?

There are some...uh....interesting subtitles mixed in there: “mammals in the leg with talking about of course is not giving up the pussy”

He should definitely do a Reddit AMA.

Of course the Supreme Commander can approach the warhead (which he designed himself on the back of a napkin) because he is totally immune to radiation!

Why is a self driving car even attempting that maneuver in the first place? You’d think it’d just make the right, flip a U, and then get back on course.

Good point. My bad. I’m not going to edit that so everyone can make fun of it. I might learn something from it.

The Centaur would make a good model name.