My family had one for tourists to take photos of (not with) at our guest ranch, very tame, but one time I was hanging out with him and came within an inch of being disemboweled, just acquired a short-lived superficial scar, from him jerking his head around to get rid of a pesky insect on his shoulder.

I wonder if this is passive-aggressive. I could kinda see him subtly saying “Our industry safety policies are in place and should be fine. Either a manager or the employee is failing and y’all should be ashamed for having me, the hoity–toity CEO, come down to do menial work and prove that you are fouling it up.” Of…

Oh, thanks. Now on bucket list since my wife wants to visit Spain and France anyway :P

OMG. I didn’t remember exactly where it was and I’ve been hoping to find out which road this was since my wife and I rode it on my H-D 883 Sportster back in 2004 (Backstory: I finished my active duty enlistment in ‘04 - Thanks to volunteering for a year of isolation on Diego Garcia I was stationed in Napoli and then…

You were *literally* forced to join this organization called “humanity” that does all kinds of horrible stuff...every...single...day... If you are American (or “subject” to any other governmental organization that I can think of) you are its property, after a fashion (research “Sovereign Citizen” lol), and a…

Caterham

Yep, I wonder if that’s why they joked about it in Blue Mountain State.

I really don’t find it absurd, so I don’t find it funny.

Weird, it works in my firefox, but I just couldn’t maximize it, yet I could maximize a video others couldn’t maximize yesterday. Maybe it’s related to the version of Firefox, flash player, java, silverlight or something.

So they don’t float...

NASCAR for nerds.

But how much did they pay her to choose that car?

Sorry, replied to the wrong post.

If there is a voice command cruise control, I’d just be using that all the time.

Fog lights are another tipoff that it’s not a cop.

You missed the clapping hands emoji for rubbin’ one out.

Hahaha, I can guess what the clapping emoji are for.

Skid Marks

Yup, I don’t care for NASCAR, still brought a tear to my eye. One of those exceptions to “never meet your heroes.”

Neutral: How Does The Sports Car Stay Relevant?