Get a Jalop into the White House! Then fix it through an executive action.

This one comes with a fun story. Went to a parking lot meet and midway through the meet an open top jeep wrangler, one of the big four door ones shows up, lambo doors (why?), about six people in it. They start slowly cruising around the parking lot, doors up, music pumping, everyone hanging off the roll cage and…

"neck-beards" - thanks, I hadn't heard that one before.

The worst, worst, WORST human beings I ever tend to meet are the Dumb Street Racing Story Guys.

The glasses Clark, the glasses..

I'm sorry I missed it! Once it gets over 700 replies, it's just a bit too difficult to load it all so I have to kind of give up.

The thing I'm going to miss is allowing my friends the joy of riding in it or driving it. I used to work at a Ferrari dealership and so I never really was THAT blown away by the car — I had…

I'm sifting through 2,300 suggestions!!!

http://jalopnik.com/help-me-choose…

My Ural goes like a raped ape in the snow. I put it in 2wd and drift the corners!

Ok, this is a "sub-suggestion." I think you should by a car from Europe that meets the 25 year import exemption rule. Then, you get a trip to Europe to check it out, you can detail all the fun times you have (read: entertaining hassles) importing it and maintaining it, and then selling it, preferably back to Europe.…

I almost fell for your trap and offered a suggestion, but then good sense prevailed and I remembered my own rules around this sort of thing. So, tell me what you've considered, and I will validate that choice for you :)

Undoubtedly best suggestion, but violates the resale rule. Literally no human on earth looking to buy a used one right now, and banks won't finance em. I'd do it for $5k, and at the end I'd abandon it in a field somewhere.

That might be true. Trying to avoid that.

2WD Ural. Same suggestion as last time. Would be amazing.

I was hoping they'd somehow make the little trucks actually carry the real one... somehow...

LM002. Please let it be an LM002.

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

Unless, of course, it wasn't in the requirements of the project. In which case the military is at fault. It's easy to imagine that Lockheed Martin assumed the fuel wouldn't come in at 150 degree F. Then the fuel comes in hotter than that, is that LM's fault? Or perhaps, even worse (and I think this is probably the…

Comparing Nascar technology to F1 technology is comparing apples to oranges. Completely different things. I have no doubt that OHC engines make tons of power, etc, but my point is that pushrod engines can produce loads of power as well. AND, they've got the lower CG, complexity and overall weight going on. (sorry,…