Dog on bike? Cool!

For the exhaust, when you want it to bark.

I'm still trying to figure this one out.

I don't know the pricing, but I suspect you could convert an old VW Beetle to be electric for about the same price as one of these.

IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!

I can't count the number of times I've been first in line at a red light and considered taking off, but for some reason I resist the urge and start off normally. Seems like every single time that happens, within seconds of starting off I notice a cop hidden 2 cars deep that I previously didn't see.

Pretty idiotic. Although, I would argue that I would rather see a burnout at a red light, then having some ghetto-ass gang banger wannabe blastin' his music with his 120 bajillion-watt system that he bought with 6 months worth of child support ands welfare money.

This happened to me once. I was in Dallas for business. Hertz gave me an R/T Challenger which I had considerable fun with during the drive into Big D. I pulled into the Hilton Anatole and decided that I'd pull around to the rear parking lot and do a burnout. I must say, it was a doozy...big, billowing clouds of…

No need to post pictures, I live here. You understand my point about speed limits, and it sounds like you do not disagree completely, which is appreciated. And I don't disagree with your points about the roads in question, I am only pointing out that at the hour that Afroduck drove it was extremely unlikely for there…

Can you wave your sadistic, sociopath flag any higher?

Actually, head trauma severe enough to cause coma means she will have absolutely no memory of the incident. In her mind, the whole morning never happened.

Woman driver you say? Obligatory...

What's even more unfortunate is that you aren't worth the air anymore than she is.

Seriously? Guessed her apple password? No wonder people are getting their nudes stolen lol