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Still moves faster than the line at the DMV.

I’ll save Gizmodo some time:

The “somehow” is that the manufacturing cost of an iPhone is approximately a third of its retail price.

Hey, now. Those guys would have to clean it, display it, and find a buyer for it. It might sit in their case for months. No way they could do better than that.

This comment is probably the most depressing thing I’ve read in a very long time. This is where the U.S. is at as a country.

Fuck.

It’s freaking Jeff goldblum. I think you just summarized the whole guy.  Except he’s a whiz piano player.  There.  Complete.

Goldblum is always a delight when he’s on Conan.  

I feel like at some point Goldblum saw all the parodies of himself and decided to beat them to the punch by outdoing them and adopting it as his permanent public persona.

I’d like to go Goldblum at every situation that needs it.

He was bemused AND confused? Not a lot of range between those. Was he also befuddled, nonplussed, baffled, and other synonyms for confused?

Yeah, I was a little thrown by that as well. “We have gay astronauts? Did I miss the first gay astronaut? That’s the kind of thing I think I would’ve heard about.” 

And yeah I get it, it’s already in a trailer or promo footage, whatever. I personally, and I’m sure I’m not the only one, avoid things like this as much as possible because I don’t want to know what’s going to happen in a movie I’m going to be paying $20 to see before I even sit down.

I’m so glad they decided to resuscitate the ghost of Palpatine to somehow bring this trainwreck trilogy to some semi-coherent conclusion. I trust that guy. That evil, old albino scrotum wizard. Good guy, great guy. If anyone can save Star Wars, it’s the Sheevster. 

Search your feelings. 

Uncle Bean

Pfffft. You gotta order with ‘KINJA’ then smash the bottles, rookie. 

Pfffft. You gotta order with ‘KINJA’ then smash the bottles, rookie. 

Paying shipping to own the libs

Paying shipping to own the libs

Using the Kinja code saves you $5 in shipping though.

Using the Kinja code saves you $5 in shipping though.