Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

SC2k is the best, with the SNES version a close second. The only thing I miss more than my entire SNES collection, is my Win9x-native copy of SC2k Special Edition, with the SCURK and SC2k Network Edition... :(

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Pfffft. You gotta order with ‘KINJA’ then smash the bottles, rookie. 

Pfffft. You gotta order with ‘KINJA’ then smash the bottles, rookie. 

Paying shipping to own the libs

Paying shipping to own the libs

Using the Kinja code saves you $5 in shipping though.

Using the Kinja code saves you $5 in shipping though.

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Typical from the people who say “lefftenant.”

Hey, speaking as someone who has been watching The Simpsons since the very beginning and who considers it an inextricable part of his personality, you should check out The Problem With Apu. It’s a well-made documentary and may make you think twice about the character, even if you love him. It’s okay to love things…

Maybe if your show’s been on so long that one of your first characters is now a modern version of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, you should just make something new.

I can’t believe this show is still on, but I can believe a show that stopped being funny 20 years ago has writers and producers this out of touch with the current cultural climate of America.

Today, you became American

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Same person?

Have a Star, you cronenbergesque horror

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

There’s so many variables that go into this question. Like, does she make tzatziki? Is it good tzatziki? Do you already have the recipe? If not, do you know where she keeps it? And so on and so on....

It’s not that you were wrong, but that you were spectacularly dick-ish in your wrongness.

Lol dude, cmon. Yes, I took out the SuperDrive, which I no longer needed, and replaced it with an ssd so I would have, get this, two hard drives. Holy shit right?

I'm one of those people who's just very anti-nostalgia by nature, but I guess there are certain things I hadn't considered to be nostalgia that I do enjoy (mostly listening to older music, but I like some new stuff too!). I've found that, for me, when I wasn't doing anything positive or meaningful in my present-day…