So lack of chemistry

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.

Because of Giuliana, someone else doesn't have a job.

I have spent unhealthy amounts of time fantasizing about Neverwhere, to the point that I had pretty much created my own version full of new characters, plotlines, and myself- only myself as I wished I could be. I have an uncanny ability to zone out, too—so I became a walking zombie, living in my Neverwhere fantasy…

It could be a musical, all the battles are actually rap battles. Rick Ross could be the Kraken.

I'm being kinda serious here - Pitbull would be no worse a leader than most of the chuckleheads we have in Congress right now. I mean, he believes climate change is real for a start.

Yeah— what's up with that "Is that all right, appearing nude?" She's a grown woman, a professional actress, and Letterfuck is asking her if it's all right for her to appear nude? As if she needs TV Daddy's permission? Seems like the paternalism was laid on thicker than peanut-butter all around.

Respectit.

Is his penis egg-shaped like Jeffery Epstein's?*

He has the same damn brow furrow in every picture. Is that the male equivalent of dead-eyes-gaping-mouth?

"just spoke to my boy Mark Wahlberg."

The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

I mean, I grew up in Utah and really enjoyed living my early 20's as a do over for super repressed teen ages years. I certainly wouldn't do it again, but I have some amazing stories, which is what life is all about, right? Also growing up a non-mormon in rural Utah means I have ovaries of steel. I mean, I can get my…

Ok, so, he dressed like a typical Cali hipster. Converse and a leather jacket. Shaggy hair with a swooping side bang. Small penis. Unsurprisingly. Was sort of flirting with how interested I was in BDSM - which is to say, trying it on without asking like a fucking adult.

Guys - I think I went out with this guy. I'm being 100% serious. I met a part-time musician at Sundance years ago when I was living in SF. We hooked up and then kept in touch a bit. I had to travel back and forth to LA (where he lived...) for a while and met up with him again at a house party. He was charming in a…

Where is this girl? Running for her damn life if she's got an ounce of sense.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

At the Satin Dolls webpage they have a photo gallery that says "See what you are missing!" and this is one of the eleven photos: