Y'know... whatever, good for her. If people actually buy it, she'll make money, and if it doesn't sell a single copy nobody will even care, so there's no downside for her, only the publisher. And with the number of people spending money on her app, I really can't imagine this won't sell a decent number of copies at…

"I mean, every girl takes full pictures of their [rear] in the mirror ... "

There's no denying that damn, that family can do bussiness like nobody. I mean, all I would ever get from a leaked (regardless from if intended or not) sex tape would be shame for years on end. So I'll give credit where credit is due.

I just see it as that it IS an inflexible response to be attracted to what and who you are attracted to, and with habitual sexual predators, you can see the enduring behavior aspect as well, though people who try to restrain said urges could possibly be accused of the same attempted suppression of inappropriate…

I found it while looking through terrible eBook links one day, then screencapped it and named the file "clownfucker.jpg" so it would be easily searchable. Because I knew one day it would come in handy.

I scrolled through here to see if anyone had commented on his hotness yet.

I am going to try to expense a copy of this book and review it.

WORST EVER EROTIC FICTION

OH MY GOD. CORY, YOU'RE FAMOUS! (LitChick is a friend of mine. Everyone go to Goodreads and worship her reviews because they are all as awesome as this one!)

Maybe the author had written:

Ummm...forgive me but he's turning me on more than this erotic literature.

As a writer of innocent Amish sexy sexy hand holding romance, I have no idea what fisting is. Because when I'm not writing about innocent virginal heroines who blush at the thought of holding hands with a viral chest heaving alpha hero, I'm too busy knitting, baking & other domestic shit. Nope, I have no idea what…

As a full-time writer of romance novels, I can assure you that we do know what fisting is, and we also know that words sometimes have more than one meaning! Sometimes more than two, or three!

Exactly right, Kelly.

I'm a romance novelist, and thanks for understanding what we're all about and not dismissing the genre and those if us that write it. I swear... if I hear the term "bodice ripper" more more time, I will slap the crap out of someone.

Thanks. God, we aren't in desperate need for money but anything we buy, we save carefully for because kids are expensive and we don't have a lot of cash to spare. I would never compare my situation to that of a person who could not feed their family because we are able to eat well on a budget but unlike either of…

It really is a pity that Aisha Tyler isn't a touch less busy and successful and happy, but I can't see her wanting to cut down on her other projects to take on something like a late night show.

I just planned my best friend's wedding. We rented the function room of a local rugby team, had a taco truck, her dad's band played, a friend who is a kick-ass baker supplied the cake, another friend did the place-settings and invites, her mother made her dress. There was a make&take candy table that doubled as…

It all came out after my first husband died (suddenly, and in front of me). I had confronted him directly a number of times over the years and he denied, denied, denied. And I was mostly in denial, too, though once I threatened to leave and he went to my mother to try to prevent it - how fucked up is that? After he…