No one gives a shit about men's health? Don't make me fucking laugh. Did you know women are more likely to die from heart attacks than men? Because the symptom commonly associated with heart attack (chest pains) is something men experience. Women are more likely to experience jaw pain or back pain, but who gives a…

I worked in a dodgy clothes shop when I was 18. We sold sparkly thongs that had cheap sequins on them so you could potentially saw your own vulva off if you walked at too fast a pace. Anyway, the boss got hella drunk at the Christmas party and slid her neon green shorts down to show us a stunningly crafted "100% IRISH…

I bought Britney Spears' Midnight Fantasy at Winners for $20 and it smelled like slutty blueberries.

She's like the non-suave, kinda dumb female George Hamilton.

Not mine - I love all of my tattoos - but a friend of mine got a fairy on her left arm when she was...I think 19. and it was the ugliest damn mess. We nicknamed it Stinkerbell. Sadly, she got it covered, and I mourn the loss every time I see her. because it was truly, truly awful.

My foot swelled up to double the size and I had to wear open top ballet flats to work for almost 2 weeks, when I was doing barista work at the time. I almost constantly had coffee grinds stuck to the healing cream, and gained the nickname Fat Foot. This is why I also only have my left foot tattooed.

On my first day of living in LA, my pals decided we should all get tattoos to celebrate our move. I really had no desire, but figured if I got *something* it would force me to make enough money to eventually have it removed. I wasn't even drunk - that was just my normal reasoning. Anyway, it was this super shady…

I don't want to post a picture since it's not mine, but the girl that bullied me for all of middle school has a huge tattoo of a zombie elephant that covers her entire ribcage. Or at least I think that's what it is. It's an elephant that's angrily stomping around some blocks that I think are supposed to be buildings,…

yup. I got a tattoo by an artist, simple text. He didn't do a great job (it was good enough) and it took him an hour.

My best friend dated a tattoo artist who did some of her tatts. Her new boyfriend pointed out recently that one of the petals in the huge roses that decorate her upper thigh has a penis petal. And it's one of those things that once you see it, it can't be unseen.

I'm very, very glad I was dirt poor in my teens and early 20s. I paid my way through college and never had more than a couple bucks to my name. If I'd had the money for a tattoo, I'd probably have all the icons from Depeche Mode's Black Celebration album tattooed on my body. Instead I stenciled them onto a jean…

I dated a guy with the worst tattoos ever. He had a skull. With dreadlocks. He had one that said "Sober And Alive" next to a rattlesnake. He was not sober. I do not know if he is still alive.

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

This reminds me of my very serious, very smart professional lady friend who wears a bandaid on her leg at work because she has a Jesus fish tattoo on her leg from when she was 16 and living in rural Michigan.

Oh, I'm one of those who did not do that. I have the Irish for "black dog" tattooed, but I have the words reversed like a jackass (apparently in Irish you put the adjective after the noun.) This is what happens when you use early Google to plan things. I thought about getting it fixed for a while, but decided to…

That's kinda my point though, I don't think that they would be. And again, I'm not disputing the existence or harmfulness of cultural appropriation, only saying that there's an element of subjectivity to it.

Similarly, Kevin Smith has talked a lot about dealing with conservative Christian protestors during the…

I like you. If straight guys can use the ludicrous "straight panic" defense, then dammit women ought to be able to use the totally-understandable "I've reached the end of my fucking rope after a lifetime of gropers, losers, douchebags, peepers, rapists, harassers, and angry little neckbeards" defense."

ACOG (the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists) and and the NIH consider VBAC, including after more than 1 cesarean, to be a reasonable option, and a cesarean after multiple prior cesareans is also a highly risky procedure. ACOG released a statement about a similar recent case saying it strongly…