Gosh where to start. It’s amazing how decentralized a body can be when there’s one guy at the top who is preserved from the possibility of error through Catholic dogma. We have Dolan saying the Pope is wrong on things, and just last week, my priest is railing against gay marriage and asking people to urge their…

Reporter asks Sarah Huckabee Sanders about potential plans to pay for the border wall: “Have you done the math on that?”

Thank God we can still rely on Republican congressmen. As long as Steve King and Comrade Devin Nunesivich are on the watch, I’ll sleep soundly. 

Gas station sushi ?

I went to a Catholic high school where a classmate died by suicide. One of the priests actually mentioned that because of the immense strain that occurs to someone considering suicide, that the church doesn’t consider them to be thinking clearly and thus it isn’t held against them on god’s big ol tally sheet.
It was a…

As a lapsed Catholic, I think this is fairly accurate. Other things the official church believes in include evolution and the big bang. The Vatican’s science department is pretty fascinating to peruse. Now if things could filter down to the priests on the ground.

Athletic trainers and wrestling coaches?

I went to the Catholic funeral of a friend’s close relative a few months ago. The priest there also spent about a half-hour talking solely about the church, and only about two minutes on the person who had actually, you know, died. Their grandchildren sitting up front didn’t take much solace in the advice to say a…

I once attended a wedding (I won’t say more since I use my real name) where the pastor turned the last ten minutes of the marriage ceremony into an ad for his church, replete with less-than-subtle insinuations that the majority of the people attending the service, who weren’t members, were hell-bound. It was ...…

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

There are a lot of good pastors and priests in this world. Men and women who want to see the world become a better place, help shepherd people to leading better lives, and help strengthen their own and others’ faith in their version of God.

I haven’t watched a single game this season with the sound on specifically because Witten and Booger actually make my head hurt they’re so superfluous.

Complete opposite here. Can’t stand the two dummies arguing but I can take the bland, very stereotypical commentator voice telling me it was a completion for 6 yards

Ahhh, they just couldn’t go that extra inch to say election fraud is bad, in order to not risk losing business from the obese North Carolina clientele. Shame...

Maybe somebody should explain it to Trump that a shutdown means the Secret Service doesn’t pay for all the room and greens fees and golf cart rentals he’s charging them while he plays golf at his Liberace dream house.

Bredesen lost to Marsha Blackburn, Paul. McSally lost to Sinema in Arizona.

Exactly.  Eddie Murray sailed in on the first ballot, and nobody ever talks about him.  His contemporary, Andre Dawson had a long and contentious hall of fame battle, and he is therefore more familiar to people like me (age 34) than Eddie Murray. 

They had to completely retool the offense in order to adapt to Jackson’s skill set, and at this point abandoning the new system, which has produced good results—it’s amazing what can happen when a coach is smart enough to shape his system around his players rather than the other way around—out of loyalty to Flacco…

Everybody in hockey gets the same nickname, Scoopy.

I caught ‘Peelsy’ and I felt bad to be honest