The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

It was a stealth fighter jet. So stealth. You wouldn’t believe it! You can’t even see it! No one can, it’s so stealth. Isn’t that unbelievable?? The best jet in the history of jets, we’ve got it, no one ever has done this.  So amazing, if you think about it. Everyone says it. Fake news! 

Not me. I’m energized. I can’t wait to volunteer for my favorite choice of the Democratic primary candidates, then to volunteer for whoever emerges the victor (whether it’s my preferred candidate or not) and then VOTE again. It felt really good to do for my local races this last fall, and it felt really good to win,…

Normally $100, on sale today for $100!

Not sure if that imagery is quite Trumpian. When Trump tries to convince himself and others of his lie, he doesn’t use facts or hyperbole, he just repeats very simple points, ‘it was the best’, ‘no one has ever flipped a coin so hugely’, ‘many people are saying it’s the best coin flip ever’, ‘record coin-flip, never…

“IT WAS THE GREATEST COIN TOSS EVER, FOLKS. I tossed it so high into the air it dented one of the F-16s flying overhead, sorry boys!”

I’m going to go a step further and guess he’s literally never held a coin in his hand before that moment. Just like he’d never sung the national anthem before the election. So many exciting firsts for the big boy.

Perfect. Every word here is true. Bernie could and should be the kingmaker, and by throwing his weight behind one (extremely well vetted) candidate from the get-go, he could singlehandedly prevent the anticipated clusterfuck of having 25 candidates in a primary. If Warren (who’d be 70 in 2021) would join him in…

It’s the Hall of Fame not the Hall of Just Plain Good.

I watched him play throughout his career. I always thought he was a good player and he seemed like a good person. It was a shame he was relegated to DH status because of his knees.

Yeah, these are really bafflingly awful choices. Worse still they’re going to be used as examples by everyone making the case for why their local pretty good player should be in the HOF and we already have dopes arguing for Omar Vizquel. 

Oh man, I hope you’re ok Drew. Hang in there, buddy.

Oh FFS, just call him a Liar when he lies. Describe what he said, then the reality, then “The President lied. This is the Xth public and irrefutable lie since he assumed the Presidency”. Our current namby-pamby press doesn’t deserve the privilege it was awarded by the First Amendment

“Existential Crisis Pinocchio” for when your journalism career leads to your biggest accomplishment being a fact-checker at WaPo during the dumbest president’s term.

Almost everything Chuck Todd does has been an embarrassment; the man is a rolling embarrassment to television journalism.

Oh, Thank God. Nobody but thee and me seems to realize anymore that people vote, but land doesn’t.

“One of their rationales has been, “Well, Governor-elect Evers’ margins all came from two cities: Madison and Milwaukee. We have to represent the rest of the state.” What do you say to that charge?”

Bush ignored the CIA to start a war in Iraq

You forget why Tillerson was selected. Forgivable entirely, because the news cycle around Trump moves faster than a silverfish across your bathroom floor.

It’s a deviously good move on their part. As a former AG every Senate Republican has total cover to vote to confirm. We probably won’t even get very many “I have my concerns” comments since the likes of Corker and Flake are out come January and there are now more Trump sycophants in the Senate.