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I was so happy to see him there.

You could have slept with Sarah Huckabee? Not my cup of tea but you do you Rear Admirial, you sly dog.

A ball carrier can absolutely be called for a facemask penalty. In order for that to happen, though, he has to grasp the facemask and turn or pull it. An open hand to the face is no considered a facemask penalty.

First, #48 HAD the angle; Had being the important word. Watch that replay and you can see that Henry just outruns him and 48 does the best he can to get his hands on him and slow him down. This is something Henry does to a lot of players if he’s able to get close to his top speed.

If you watch via Amazon you can choose Spanish commentary instead. I do it because I am learning Spanish and am trying to maximize my exposure to the language, but you can do it just to avoid Joe Buck's ear poison.

I’m no physicist, but I’d think that being run into by a 247 pound running back moving at 21.74 miles per hour might hurt...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Kelly is a Mueller informant? I mean, I want to believe, really I do, but my gut says this theory originated from some bizarro world progressive equivalent to QAnon.

Holy shit! He misspelled a two letter word.

The absolute HIGHLIGHT of the night had to be when the Jags managed to keep Henry from scoring a fifth touchdown and then proceeded to celebrate. Congratulations, you managed to avoid being absolutely panst’d by the NFL’s most mediocre runningback for a fifth time in one game. 

Serious question: We’ve just had a couple of 90-plus yard TDs runs - Lamar Miller had TWO 97-yards last MONTH -and I think there was a couple earlier this year. HOW MANY 90-plus-yard touchdown runs have we had this season? It has to be a league record, because there hasn’t been that many 90-plus runs in the whole

JOHN KELLY IS IN BED. THE PHONE RINGS AND THE ANSWERING MACHINE PICKS UP

Reports indicate Kelly was visited by three ghostly apparitions last night and he was late due to seeking the largest goose in the village for a Christmas feast.”

Honestly, maybe we are in the alcoholic anonymous moment. We need to hit rock bottom and then fight our way back to a semblance of sanity regarding how labor is treated and how the public at large views labor in general.

And frankly, maybe America needs to suffer. I would prefer sanity prevail but it’s as though no

Picard visits strange new worlds... and with his best friend (played by Sir Ian McKellen) tries out all the exotic foods the planet has to offer, giving insights such as “Ce plat est hors limites”, “Bous prenons le bus pour Flavourtown” and “Ferme la port”  

The bad part about the Picard series is that I’m almost certain I won’t like it.

I read that McCain said that she didn’t understand what Joy was so upset about afterwards. I think anyone who is employed to give their opinion on a tv show and their arrogant, disrespectful coworker said ‘I don’t care what you think’ would be angry. If there was ever a time to get up and leave the table it was that

We also would have accepted busted Burl Ives.

“Whisper ‘intersectional’ in my ear...”

40,000 slices of their cheesecake adds up to at least a trillion calories - can America’s crumbling health care system handle the spike in coronary artery disease and that will surely follow?