Beyonce Knowles-Carter 2020.

I was hoping there was a Jedi off screen plunging his lightsaber into the Squatter-in-chief.

I definitely get the fascination with seeing butlers and maids and stuff in a real person’s house, because that would fascinate me, too. But how could you not feel at least a little bit gross about being in that situation?

Jesus, between this and Monday’s “oh, look, the Republicans have a sad about losing so they’re passing some laws” piece, it’s like there’s a Bad Take Olympics and the NYT is gunning for the team trophy.

I especially enjoy her rants about the liberal elite, written no doubt, in her luxury Manhattan apartment or one of her parents’ 12 homes.

This dude is 39 years old.

Each of her Navy dads hit a single. Meghan was put in as a pinch-runner for great-gradnpappy since he’s, you know, dead, and then some schmo got intentionally walked. Now that she’s in, the pitcher’s back to 105-mph spitballs.

This story probably gave Tucker Carlson a boner.  

This seems like the kind of idea an undercover cop would suggest to an activist group. 

Yeah, I don’t see how burning down the Wisconsin state house or any public space is the best way to get your point across.

If a conscientious citizen they will at least rake the forest floor first before going on a pyromaniac spree so no worries. And state capitol, too much stone to catch fire.

Felony arson in New York requires a building, but I kind of feel like they’re not going to give you the benefit of the doubt when you’re the guy who incinerated a 40 foot tall tree on national TV. (And god forbid Rock Center gets any smoke damage, because that probably gets you to a felony).

I hate to be a wet blanket here, but I’m pretty sure what you’re suggesting is arson, which is not just a simple misdemeanor for a civil disturbance, but rather a felony that carries some very severe penalties, including a possible multiple year prison sentence.

This reads like a concocted boogeyman story from Fox News. 

Learn to drop a bunt down the third base line, and quit whining.

Apparently they both did. I remembered Josh Freeman, but he didn’t look anything like that guy. There was a period of a few weeks where Bill Simmons was ready to call Josh Freeman the next big thing. Josh Freeman sucked. 

Well like, he was on the field in an active role during a live NFL regular season game. So, it’s a leg up from Josh Johnson playing Madden ‘19 with his kids.

I don't. I legitimately do not remember Josh Johnson.

In all seriousness, how bad must Nathan Peterman feel right now that he’s played actual football in 2018 and these guys are out here signing Josh fucking Johnson off an AAF roster while he’s a FA?

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman