For some reason I just picture you driving with a smile on your face, up until it stopped.

A giant boom usually signifies something went wrong.

*Police Sirens*

Neutral: I’m not the arbiter for “fair” here. How can you put a price on a life (or in this case, many lives)? How do you levy accountability when the people at fault clearly didn’t intend for people to die; they just wanted to perform their jobs well — jobs that included reasonable cost-cutting that might sometime…

“DON’T LISTEN TO TAVARISH JUST POWERWASH THE WHOLE DAMN THING IT’LL BE FINE”

Only on the track, bro.

Or like R. Kelly dropping off 7 passengers.

because most of the Gawker staff are located in either NYC or SoCal, and why would anyone want to live anywhere else?

#5MinuteMSPaintChop

you know what would be awesome, this:

How to fix FCA.

I disagree. The government will likely step in to halt this merger from happening, and they should.

looks like he was playing my mixtape

As opposed to the other manufacturers’ commercials, which are awesome. Oh, wait, they all load up on nonsensical, pandering BS.

As a former owner of a 2000 Accord and 2003 TL that both required new transmissions way too soon, I can attest that HondAcura is really good at slipping transmissions.

That, my friends, is a slipping transmission.

I just had to watch an ad so I could watch an ad.

Like what- saving myself $20k over the next 5 years keeping this nightmare running? Thought about it, still voted CP.

Cars and Coffee mild loss of control with no impact: “ZOMG WAT A FUCKIN IDIOT”