My respect level for y'all just went up several points. I really appreciate the "behind the scenes" peek at what Jalopnik does for us, and while you claim this policy is for purely selfish reasons, part of me thinks it's because you guys know what's important to us, the readers. Thanks for seeing things from our…

Hardibro: never lifts in the corners, never lifts in the gym.

Hardibro looks like Captain America before they gave him the super soldier serum.

Look dude, I hate screaming children as much as the next guy, and I AM NOT A PARENT, but if a child is on a plane, it's because they HAVE TO BE. No parent wants to take babies on planes. It sucks for everyone involved, but new parents can't just take two weeks off work to go drive across country to go see distant…

KY GIRL

I thought the horn idea was already commonly used in traffic jams.

You're right, I forgot about the $100,000 dollars I had in my sock drawer.

Well when they first came out their gearboxes kept breaking.

I see what you did there.

any convertible. No matter how shitty it is a girl will always go crazy for a convertible. Even if it means a cavalier ...

because 'MURICA!!!

Lambos

Nobody should ever be criticized for personalizing his or her ride. There are a million boring E30 convertibles in the world. The world is a better place for this guy's attempt at carriage work.

I'm going to go jump off a building now.

Fair enough.

This isn't a NSX turned into a race car, it's a spec chassis with a NSXish body on it.

I'm feeling the Ferrari one, though it could be the communist in me...

In case you're wondering, yes I got soaked taking this photo...

I'd say it wasn't so much a case of him returning to the race course without hitting anyone, but rather a case of everyone around him being able to dodge his spinning ass. If anyone deserves to wear the mantle of "badass," it's the drivers around him that had to deal with his out-of-control driving just after the…

Why must we ANALyze every picture?