Nissan - The Chrysler of Japan

Ok, so who is going to be the one to shoot Marchionne? You know, because: https://jalopnik.com/ferrari-chairman-on-ferrari-suv-you-have-to-shoot-me-f-1756651095

Does that stuff actually yield decent results? I’m thinking on getting rid of a bunch of fake wood.

No, see, that was Old GM. This is New GM

I’m real basic

Unless you live in NYC and the cops are literally Hitler.

EXACTLY! I had a Toyota service advisor scold me for using the parking brake when I took my car in for an oil change, because she didn’t the bright red light on the dash that said BRAKE when she tried to move the car. When I asked her why it was called the parking brake, she had nothing to say.

Patrick George knows VA speeding laws too well :)

Let’s hope that Hertz can get through this one relatively unscathed.

FUCK that shit. I’m so glad my car has most everything easily accessible.

Yeah, but OnStar doesn’t care if you use GM approved shops or parts, and they certainly won’t shut your car down for that.

See, the problem with the SS is that they never marketed it in the US. Hell, if they put that up against the Charger SRT, and gave it a more aggressive look, I bet it would have sold. Alas, the marketing team had other things in mind. I work at the company and I only found out about the car through Jalopnik.

Hey Shep, the code for the J&J Headphones doesn’t work and the price for the Samsung Flash drive is $30 now.

Hey Shep, the code for the J&J Headphones doesn’t work and the price for the Samsung Flash drive is $30 now.

+COTD

Attempting a powerslide in one of the new SEs is near impossible with the bullshit foot brake instead of handbrake. I hate driving it so much.

Shit, I almost believed you for a sec there.

It’s all about prep. Likely you had some residue of wax or something that did not allow it to adhere properly. I ran into that when I first did my wheels. The second time around, I made sure to do it right. Its been 7 months, and my wheels still look good.

Yes. I curbed my wheels a bit so that the primer shows. I dipped them copper and you can’t tell unless you look really closely.

This thing is pretty nice; but would be nicer with RWD. Bring back the RWD sedans GM!

They already did amnesia with Letty.