carbastard
CarBastard
carbastard

I had no idea it cost so much for someone to shit in my eyes.

I feel like I'm the only person who thought this movie totally sucked. I loved some of the other films in this franchise and I thought Furious 7 was so stupid. It was worse then any Michael Bay movie and I'm sad I contributed to its financial success...

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Ja Rule thinking he could handle that threesome in the first place.

Just pop this on pretty much anything = instant 200mph

The “cool cars and racing” bits ended with Tokyo Drift. Starting with the fourth movie, it just became an action with some neat (but many fake) cars in it.

Seriously though, the white kid even getting a chance to talk to a Yakuza boss.

The scene in the first movie before the street race where the guy plays Gran Turismo and crashes his GTO into the wall.

the one where ludacris is an expert with computers.

I’m just going to rip this bank vault out of a concrete wall with horsepower and smoke. Then drag it without snapping the cables, around an entire city crushing everything. They didn’t even bother to go into the future to get the hellcat version!

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  1. Buy a junkyard car at any location. It doesn’t have to run. (Free to $300?)

I always find it amazing that people will ask for evidence to support their position when they've clearly not bothered to look at any of it themselves.

The video clearly shows this to be an aero failure.

Your comment clearly shows you to be uninformed and willfully ignorant.

And this fine gentleman is why when people ask me what I do for a living I don't tell them I'm in Marketing but instead I lie and tell them I produce and export Hungarian midget porn.

I thought it was the Orthodontist Killer

TVR Speed12 has to be a great candidate for craziest forgotten supercar.

"In an interview then-owner Peter Wheeler, said that TVR had tried to record the car's power on an engine dyno. The dyno was rated at 1,000 bhp (750 kW) but the test resulted in its input shaft being broken. To get an approximate figure TVR

Does this movie's plot revolve around an evil villain who releases a nerve agent that causes males all over the planet to lose their hair?

I'll just say this, before Paul Walker died, the FF was the butt of all car jokes and nobody who was a enthusiasts wanted to be associated with that movie/scene....

The third instalment was the last one truly about cars, and none of them but the first really focus on car culture above all else.