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Wait, does it have methanol injection or is it methanol fueled? The article is ambiguous on the matter and I’d honestly expect a car journalist to understand the simple difference between both...

Do you have a smidge of torque and a tow hook? Is your car made out of cardboard? Are you pulling a relatively smaller car and not a 747-400? Then yes, you can tow. Even we do it in the shop sometimes with a buddy’s Mazda 626 GE and a bit of rope when there are too many cars to fit in our tiny garage and have to take

FYI: Cajones in spanish means “drawers”, as in those containers inside furniture. COjones, on the other hand, is mexican/spaniard slang for testes/balls/nuts.

Look at that space for suspension travel, that wonderful chunky sidewall that can provide enough comfort for a loooong drive and doesn’t disintegrate at the smallest imperfection of the road, the perfectly sufficient headlamps and the lack of superfluous aerodynamic aids that the car doesn’t have the power to take

This is one of the most moronic comments I’ve had to read.

The only racist thing I see here is that guy’s suit. His actual pants and jacket suit.

Nope, what you say is impossible.

Jason Tor-fucking-chinksy, ladies and gentleman, our Lord and Saviour.

At first, I thought it was Crack Pipe beyond any shadow of doubt. Keepting this thing on the road is gonna be a nightmare and a half, the apparent low initial cost is like the fragance of a man-eating plant: it’s attractive because something will go wrong.

HAAA! Just noticed I wrote “bf” instead of “gf”, awesome typo, thanks $5 keyboard. Anyways, it’s not like what the interwebz thinks of my sexual orientation matters. I hope you guys like the pics...I almost saw a pic of that bitch with her new bf to get them :’(

Multiple answer post with pics I had to dig from that fucking ex-bf haunted Facebook:

Either you’re a troll, in which case gr8 b8 m8, or you’re serious. In case you’re serious, I’ll bite:

First of all, I’m american...from the rest of America, you uncultured swine. Mind you, Amerigo Vespucci discovered something bigger than the USA, but I’m glad my english is good enough that you thought otherwise. It’s

I went once to Cuba and had a wonderful time, it’s truly a lovely place with it’s ups and downs. I learnt two things there: the embargo is nothing short of criminal and their mechanics are FUCKING GENIUSES.

I was walking with my mom around El Malecon and we saw a guy wrenching on his “Almendron” (their nickname for

If you can’t see how it’s not a dismantling counterpoint, I shouldn’t waste my time with you, Mr. White Knight, but I’ll bite.

If it was up to you, the movie “Airplane” would’ve just ended with Otto the auto-pilot landing the plane, but he couldn’t and that’s why Ted Striker, traumatized and flawed as he was, had to.

Quick! Someone tell that hack at Gizmodo so we can also ban bicycles!

Yes, this is something I can wholeheratedly agree with. I’d add “having a basic understanding of physics” and “knowing what the hell is a racing line” to the list. But an absolute drive on human driving? Absolute idiocy.

Thanks for the laugh, Mr. White Knight, but we don’t need you to “apologize” on our behalf, specially with arguments that poor. You seem to forget that said automated systems are, uhm, designed by human beings too and that if they were superior to an actual human being you would see completely driverless planes,

This is the single most stupid idea I’ve heard all day. It doesn’t even merit a proper response beyond simply pointing out how stupid it is.

And before I hear the usual stereotypical responses, yes, I’m a car nut. A car nut that believes cars are useless as a mean of transportation in the city and that loves them for

Tubular.

Fuck you. Fuck you all, fuckers.