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Wait, does it have methanol injection or is it methanol fueled? The article is ambiguous on the matter and I’d honestly expect a car journalist to understand the simple difference between both...

Do you have a smidge of torque and a tow hook? Is your car made out of cardboard? Are you pulling a relatively smaller car and not a 747-400? Then yes, you can tow. Even we do it in the shop sometimes with a buddy’s Mazda 626 GE and a bit of rope when there are too many cars to fit in our tiny garage and have to take

FYI: Cajones in spanish means “drawers”, as in those containers inside furniture. COjones, on the other hand, is mexican/spaniard slang for testes/balls/nuts.

Look at that space for suspension travel, that wonderful chunky sidewall that can provide enough comfort for a loooong drive and doesn’t disintegrate at the smallest imperfection of the road, the perfectly sufficient headlamps and the lack of superfluous aerodynamic aids that the car doesn’t have the power to take

This is one of the most moronic comments I’ve had to read.

The only racist thing I see here is that guy’s suit. His actual pants and jacket suit.

Nope, what you say is impossible.

Jason Tor-fucking-chinksy, ladies and gentleman, our Lord and Saviour.

At first, I thought it was Crack Pipe beyond any shadow of doubt. Keepting this thing on the road is gonna be a nightmare and a half, the apparent low initial cost is like the fragance of a man-eating plant: it’s attractive because something will go wrong.

HAAA! Just noticed I wrote “bf” instead of “gf”, awesome typo, thanks $5 keyboard. Anyways, it’s not like what the interwebz thinks of my sexual orientation matters. I hope you guys like the pics...I almost saw a pic of that bitch with her new bf to get them :’(

Multiple answer post with pics I had to dig from that fucking ex-bf haunted Facebook:

Either you’re a troll, in which case gr8 b8 m8, or you’re serious. In case you’re serious, I’ll bite:

First of all, I’m american...from the rest of America, you uncultured swine. Mind you, Amerigo Vespucci discovered something bigger than the USA, but I’m glad my english is good enough that you thought otherwise. It’s

I went once to Cuba and had a wonderful time, it’s truly a lovely place with it’s ups and downs. I learnt two things there: the embargo is nothing short of criminal and their mechanics are FUCKING GENIUSES.

I was walking with my mom around El Malecon and we saw a guy wrenching on his “Almendron” (their nickname for

Quick! Someone tell that hack at Gizmodo so we can also ban bicycles!

Tubular.

Fuck you. Fuck you all, fuckers.

Does this mean then that Harris has gone soft or that Ferrari has done the most un-Italian thing and stopped being such thick assholes?

What I loved most about Harris’ piece was that it gave us a very critical insight into how the industry works way beyond our reach and it really influenced how I saw every Ferrari

Harry Potter. Over BttF. Ever.

Wow, didn’t noticed until I read your comment and it made me laugh. Seriously sloppy writing, I are disappointment. At least clarify what’s the actual last name of the man: Artiolo? Aritiolio? Artioli? Artunduaga? Alitalia? Ansiolitico? Aritioli? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY HEAD’S GONNA BLOW UP!

Well, you certainly don’t hear this kind of shenanigans from Flyin’ Miata or Racing Beat. Plus, a Miata fettled by any of those two would run rings around Henessey’s hyper-steroid specials at a twisty track and beat them into oblivion regarding the only really important performance statistic: smiles per gallon.