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Nothing like a geeky young republican publicly shaming the out-of-his-league girlfriend into marrying him.

I don't have rosacea but I'm going to dip my face into a barrel of peroxide now.

If more servers, managers, food runners, and female chefs stood up to talk about this, the restaurant industry would be in the news every day for sexual harassment. I've worked in the industry for 7 years, and sexual harassment is as common as a cook burning himself in the kitchen (all the time). As a manger (and a

Ladies and Gentlemen: We present you America in 2012.

Kim and the Real Doll.

I wish Iggy would get in on the conversation. SAVE MICHIGAN, IGGY. SAVE IT!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michigan is the South of the north. Look at these two Michiganders.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, MICHIGAN.

I do this by wearing contacts. I live in my glasses, but whenever I have contacts in I'm like "wow, a whole bottle of wine is HUGE! a Grande latte is ENORMOUS. Holy shit, a scoop of ice cream is like as big as my fist, and my fist is GIGANTIC!" Def helps.

Can I say, thank you for posting this in a academic, newsworthy way. Hamilton at Gawker's piece on it was fucking terrible.

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

Zombie Chic. So ahead of its time. Quick! Somebody call Italian Vogue!

This is why I love Jezebel. THIS is the article that needs to be published in those women's rags all over the grocery store! Love.

it was pretty much the worst pain I ever experienced in my life. The clinician at Planned Parenthood said it wouldn't have hurt as much if i'd already had a child. I got the IUD in 2009 and it has been the best thing in the world.

The Olympics thru the eyes of JJ Abrams

Where is Liam Neisson? Why is there singing? I don't like.

I don't know.. I think without photoshop we are seeing what being ultra thin *really* looks like. Almost looked like an anorexic awareness PSA.

He must not have spent enough time on the internet as a kid, as he obviously doesn't know how to avoid Flame Wars.

If you need me, I'll be in my underground bunker with a sawed-off shotgun.