is it sad that our fake TV president isn’t quite as evil as our actual real-life president?

Bingo. And her Good-Emperor cakes on orange makeup, orange fucking makeup, every morning and thinks he’s good to go.

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

4 years old. And 4 million times more fluent than our peotus.

She’s really adorable and gives me hope for the future but...

CALL THEM!!!

Extra stars for appropriate use of ALL CAPS.

It is the darkest timeline.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Seriously? We’re again going to go after the ten year old?

“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

I thought we were past the ridiculous and totally unprovable claims that someone else could have beaten Trump.

The DNC nominated the person who got the most votes. By a lot.

If you want to cast aspersions, though, cast aspersions on the people in the Democratic party who were secretly (or not so secretly) hoping for a Trump nomination, because they thought he’d be a walkover.* Cast aspersions on the people inside the Clinton…

Hillary did not lose, The Russians forced her to lose. She easily could have won.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

Never mind that, they don’t even understand the verses that they talk about that they say that ‘prove’ that this is wrong.

As far as I know, God is not described as having a race...but he is described as having both typical masculine and feminine qualities and is described as having motherly characteristics but, I guess the pastors don’t remember those parts of the bible.