I heard Katy Perry just called Suge Knight. It’s onnnnnn!

I know I’m naive and don’t get celebrities and shit but I just don’t buy that this is actually A Thing. They’re both incredibly successful and old enough to know better - I just don’t believe they’re legit feuding. If anything, it’s a publicity stunt between the two of them.

For real. These are the two most boring people ever, why are people pretending this feud is interesting?

like, all of this terrible non-shade and non-escalation tells me that these girls don’t know how to have a real feud

This is a publicity stunt.

Most boring feud ever.

A cheap toy is simply take an old sock, fill it with a tablespoon or so of catnip. Tie a knot in it. If your cat loves catnip, this makes a great toy.

I’m like, is that really the best thing you can think to take her down for?

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

She does not look flawless; that’s why she has an army of lawyers shoot anybody who dares to take/publish an unapproved photo of her. For starters, one of her legs is bigger than the other, circumference-wise.

And if being vegan really made one’s skin tighter, then how come Bill Clinton still looks like a man his age,…

That diet sounds awful but not gonna lie that plate of food sounds AWESOME. Needs some cheese on the quac but like, other than that I would be pretty happy with consuming that.

Yup. Diet culture as I like to call it is harmful in so many ways. If you want to maintain a certain figure and be healthy, change your eating and exercise habits entirely. Don’t lose 20 pounds to get a ~bikini body~, then go back to eating all the crap you used to eat and complain that you gained 20 pounds.

......a full minute later, I finally stopped laughing.

I love Beyonce, but as someone who has access to the best plastic surgeons and dermatologists in the world, I highly doubt being vegan is the only reason why she looks ***flawless.

Well not when the cow is wearing them. But for the rest of us...total swamp ass.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

i’d like to propose a motion in which all diet books must also include an epilogue chapter detailing how quickly you gain the weight back after stopping the diet

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

Ready for some science? Tumeric contains/is curcumin, and curcumin inhibits TGF beta signaling. Why is this important? Because TGF beta is intricately related to signaling pathways of interleukin-10, interleukin-12, and interferon-gamma... which would be some of those fancy words from the article. I think we have…

In Japan, which is a heavy drinking culture, they sell this stuff called Ukon no Chikara in little bottles. Drink one bottle before drinking and one before going to bed and, boom, no hangover! Got me through many a drunken Tokyo nights. It's tumeric root based, so I don't know what the connection is, but the shit…