Stupid. She should have spun it that they’re disappointed in the broken ENGAGEMENT. God, these people are really really dumb.

I came here to post that. Good work.

Doesn’t work here!

See, I live in Australia. You probably think Australians are afraid of sharks and crocodiles or snakes and spiders. Nah. Australians are (rightfully) terrified of magpies. Those fuckers will bury their beak in the back of your skull if they can. Every springtime they start swooping humans and dogs that come anywhere…

My homestay mother: “Wow, you have such a small face! It’s good your boyfriend lives in Australia because he can only see your face on skype and he can’t see how fat you are now!”
Hilariously, all the straightforward fatshaming I got in Japan made me impervious to it. I was also accused by my homestay...cousin? of…

Maybe all the people they had to promise things to to get where they are? OH WAIT I forgot that the American electoral system is the perfect/only incarnation of a democracy, with no election funding issues, ridiculous gerrymandering, bizarre electoral college nonsense and shady as fuck voting practices.

I think it’s like Tumblr 101, no first year anth student would come to this conclusion...maybe pot smoking third years after a theory class, but they’d have to be VERY VERY HIGH.

EXACTLY. Race is a social construct. This social construct is seen as inherited, not adoptable, and based mostly on combinations of phenotypical markers thought to reveal ancestry, ethnicity and culture as well as beliefs, capabilities, tendencies and attitudes and the criteria changes like once every generation and…

I think what’s got everyone I know talking about it is the weird juxtaposition of really knowing her shit and having excellent politics, except for this one gigantic glaring holy-shit-are-you-for-real exception. And then we pretty much all thought she’d back down and apologize/admit she was wrong/needs help/thought…

Wayne Gretzky’s (basically Canadian royalty) wife had the best dress of all time.

Geisha aren’t prostitutes, you do not pay them for sexual services. It’s like saying that just because you can sometimes date or sleep with your waitress, or could conceivably convince her to bang you for money that waitresses are prostitutes.

I don’t understand how all these dudes with eyes too close together are thought to be hot. That one bachelor is like this too. I just don’t get it.

sweaty pennies. You know how some people naturally reek this weird stinky metallic stank? That.

Incorrect. They are tricksome devils that leave you tasting metal all week. Google pine mouth.

I grew up in Canada. Now I live in Australia and live for citrus thievery.

I am so unbelievably jealous.

I’m now referring to the as Bolivian Deceit Nuts.

If you still think all fat is bad for you. It’s not.

ughhhh women have ten bazillion eggs, it’s just that only a few get released, dumbshit!!

But all of the songs she sings herself are suck.