Truly, you are the best of us Ben Wyatt Fanfiction.

WAY TO OVERACT GARRY.

The finale was a little light on laughs, but honestly who cares. In the end it wasn't the laughs that made Parks and Recreation unique, it was the constant undercurrent of gentle humanity that ran through it, and tonight it delivered on that in spades.

There's also some insane serendipity in the fact that they look SO similar. I will probably never not believe that they aren't twins.

Decent barbecue in Los Angeles? Good fucking luck.

It's always Werner Herzog.

I'm willing to bet that this season isn't going to end without Negan and Lucille's establishing moment.

At first I thought that Mallory was asking for the baby to be christened in a church that was literally painted white. But then I realized that racism exists and what she really meant by "white church".

The best part of that was how Ben was looking at his hands and body afterward to see how/if being Knighted changed him.

I think it's only right that Ben Wyatt Fanfiction gets the firstie for the final Parks and Recreation review. That or Leslie Knope Headlines.

I don't know how universal this is amongst mothers, but my mom was super susceptible to the fearmongering, ratings grabbings late night news and was afraid that I'd get killed by everything and everyone. So that aspect of the episode hit really close to him for me.

The music box symbolizes obviousness.

This news is almost weird enough for me to forget that she believes the moon landing was fake and that 9/11 was an inside job.

At HBO, Oliver gets full creative freedom, fewer hours, zero ratings pressure, and he probably gets paid more than he would at Comedy Central.

Co-signed. From the trailer, the kid was swinging a bat around willy nilly and was acting like a little sociopath. I hope the show ends with Quinto's character getting a million billion dollars for slapping the kid.

It's an acquired taste in that I think it tastes terrible and I will never continue to try to acquire that taste.

I'm declaring this the "As an Asian American" thread for this week.

Better break out the A pluses and the beef stew, because CONSTABLE BOB IS BACK NEXT WEEK FUCK YEAH.

YES ALL MEN

MEN'S RIGHTS IS NOTHING.