I have never related to Ben more than when he did the cool guy apple trick while singing, "Highway to the Calzone-zone".

If I'm being 100% honest, I'm actually 3 corgis in a trenchcoat.

I'll be honest, I never got that into the whole, "whoa, i've got a lot invested in whether or not these two fictional characters kiss or whatever" area of fandom. But the only thing I ever had resembling a ship was that I was sort of disappointed that Tai and Sora never dated on Digimon.

I AM PREPARED TO BE THE FIRST ASIAN SPIDERMAN.

Don't play with my heart like that Narrator. Don't you dare.

The desert scene with Tuco was deliciously, wonderfully tense. And judging from how Saul can talk down violent psychos, I can't help but think he'd do really well in Westeros.

It pronounced "Fronk-en-steen".

"So Gary the Ghost, what would you like to share today?"

What I want more than anything in the world is a Breaking Bad/Justified crossover.

All we need is to revert back to the pre-nuDisqus commenting system and everything will be right again.

Goddamn, goddamn that flash forward. The moment that cinnamon roll took shape I was sold.

RIP IN REST CUTTY

DUN DUN

My Midwestern high school had a sister school in Japan, and we had this exchange program where some of us would house the Japanese students for a week. In any case, my friend very kindly volunteered to house one of those students, however as the week went on the student lost his passport, so there was a big kerfuffle…

I'm designating this the official "As an Asian American" thread for this review.

That's the sort of thing that Nahnatchka Khan really, really excels at. Adding one tiny line or quip to a gag to make it 100 times funnier.

Meanwhile in Central City.

All the Jane and Rogelio scenes this week made me feel heart eye emojis all over.

I only truly started to enjoy Parenthood when I realized that Katims will never make a show as good as Friday Night Lights again. He just won't.

Good to see that Jason Street's shark stem cell therapy worked out.